Over nine thousand

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Over nine thousand is the number of times people have failed to find infantile humour funny. It's over eight thousand but is less than ten thousand, as you may have guessed. Or not, because I… fart.

Er, well, um... yeah.

Over nine thousand, a vague reference by any's stretch of the imagination, can refer to any number between 9,001 and infinity though on occasion it equals 1. This is due to an anomaly in the burning cookie accumulator. Dang rabbits putting carrots in.

If you are in over 9,000 of a cricket match, you are most likely dead.

What is it over?[edit]

A fish?

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No UH-HUH

WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!! J00 NEVER TOLD ME WHAT OVER 9000 IS!! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!![edit]

OK then, bitch, j00 want an article?! Hear iz j00r artikul!!!1one

In the year 8999.9999999999 Princess Vegeta was asked, "WHUT TIEM IZ IT" by that bald guy. He responded, "Well, thou art indeed blessed to seek the answer, but I will have to say it is in abundance of >8999".

Okay, I think I just lost my brain there[edit]

Over nine thousand is, in actuality, a number that if you announce on the Tube station at precisely 3:01AM, YouTube poop creators will emerge from nowhere and kill you with a Oujia board.

So don't do it.

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Numbers of Sanity:
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | +43 duodecillion | Bunch of 1s | +999 Vigintillion | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Googolplexian | Infinity

Natural numbers

Numbers of Insanity:
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | Null | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | Googleplex | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20