- "Penguins" redirects here. For more chocolatey goodness, see Penguin (ambiguation).
Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.
Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.
Penguins are better than
- Kit Kats
- And Ian Dury
Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.
A haiku about pengwings
- They kill everyone.
- Even bowties they are.
By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!