Perseas
“This man still owes me 750 Francs. And a threesome.”
Perseas is the janitor of Middle Earth who found himself one day with two attractive dog heads attached to him and chained to a pole in the underworld. This could be because the previous night he had lost a bet with an enraged Quigebo and couldn't afford the toilet seats that he had to repay. After killing the Quigebo he ate some cheese. Eeble sonk.
The cheese was however not cheese at all it was the unreleased album from Baudeux 95 that had been recorded by Hades or his pet lake. After discarding the tangerine the Perseas found out that due to spelling errrors he was:
George Bush Trying to read that first paragraph[edit | edit source]
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