Philosophy

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One day Phil O'Sophy was walking down the street when he bumped in to his scientist/rapper/friend M.C. Squared.

"Hey Phil," he said "I have quite a problem. Do you know why there is a tap dancing cat following me everywhere? The laws of space and time don't seem to hold the answer."

"Why it's quite simple, my dear chappie." replied Phil "You're obviously suffering from delusions as the only thing following in your immediate behind is a consistantly imploding donkey which is philosophically impossible."

At this both M.C. Squared and the donkey suffered an incredibly painful death of extreme logic, a sensation never before felt in the entire universe, but has been most likened to being lightly stabbed in the brain by a small potato peel.