Phrases without pants

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“Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war...testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated... can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war... But, in a larger sense, I'm not wearing any pants!”

“The only thing to fear is... I'm not wearing any pants.”

~ Franklin Roosevelt

“I came, I saw, I'm not wearing any pants.”

“Cider and ice, hence I'm not wearing any pants.”

“Loving someone doesn't mean I'm not wearing any pants!”

~ Unattributed

“I think therefore I am not wearing any pants.”

~ René Descartes

“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that I'm not wearing any pants.”

~ Nora Ephron

“I generally avoid temptation unless I'm not wearing any pants.”

“There is only one you... Don't you dare change just because I'm not wearing any pants!”

“One theory states that if anyone ever figures out exactly what the universe is and what it's there for, it will instantly vanish and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Another theory states that I'm not wearing any pants.”

“Minds are like parachutes. They only function when I'm not wearing any pants!”

“I'm not a real movie star, I'm not wearing any pants!”

~ Will Rogers

“Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret: I'm not wearing any pants!”

~ Diane Ackerman

“To the well-organized mind, I'm not wearing any pants!”

~ JK Rowling

“Good-morrow to thy sable beak, And glossy plumage, dark and sleek, Thy crimson moon and azure eye, Cock of the heath, I'm not wearing any pants!”

~ Joanna Baillie

“A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because I'm not wearing any pants.”

~ Chinese proverb

“Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'I'm not wearing any pants!'.”

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that I'm not wearing any pants!”

~ Random legal representative

“Luke, I'm not wearing any pants!”

“You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that I'm not wearing any pants, well then everyone loses their minds!”