Population

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Populated person.

“Piff! Paff! Puff!”

~ Snap and Crackle on their friend Pop becoming populated

Population is the process of turning into a bottle of pop. First the individual suffers terrible wind before their head becomes unscrewed and eventually bursts, exploding carbon monoxide sugary solution all over the place. It is thought the condition is worsened by eating mints.

On the plus side, populated individuals can be consumed and taste slightly like post-it notes.

Population is similar to mopulation, whereby the individual inexplicably transforms into a kitchen mop. It is not, however, similar to spatulation which is completely different [citration needed] .

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