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Random is a thing-esque object that PHILANTHROPIC is sort of like a thing, with various thingy qualities such as "bad" "good" and "sort of okay". There are many things that are emphathise random, you not being one of them. i.e. Random? You Amn't. Aren't. C'ldntbe. BcsuIsyaos! WOOP!
Anyway, he hee me mop! Look above for what you have already read.
Location[edit | edit source]
Random can be found in following coordinates:
- (1234,4311,5314)
- (7420,3452,9453)
- (QW,42,--)
- (x,x,x)
- Your mother-in-law's sponge cake
- something7259
- (7365,9426,6253,+54q)
- R3
- R4
- (-infinity,1,2)
- eternity+e^64
- END!!!
- E(x,12,035)
- ----
- (5,+2infinity,cos(y))
- "so on..."-24i
- XYZ
Things that are random[edit | edit source]
- Michael Winner's Bouncy Castle.
- Cutting thine wrists. (Do it now!)
- Microsoft.
- Bill Cosby
- John McAfee
- Giving me a Yop, me mama!
- Smooth.
- A Horse riding a Horse riding a Horse
- Yop, mi madre.
- Gimme Yop, dein mutter!
- Til da mowning cumd.
random Chevrolet of diesel engines and salad forks spawned by sacrifices dongling balloons
- nicolas hartman.
- Your mom
- Scientology
- Exploding mangoes
- Krakatowa
- Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
- A cake infinity big and small at the same time!
- Putting on a ballerina tutu, riding a with a pink bicycle on the North Korean pyramids of pie, Shouting "WHOOPY! YAAAAAAAAY! LAHLAHWHOOPYYAHOO ZABBA DABBA DOO!!!!"
Please note: Anything below this is not random.
Proof[edit | edit source]
Other things that are random[edit | edit source]
- Bombing Iraq.
- Cheese.
- A random image
- An Animal with a vegetable/fruit prefix.
- Documentaries not starring David Attenborough.
- Documentaries not starring animals and other forms of life.
- Bill Oddie's Left mother. (however his right mother is perfectly random)
- An evil gargling lurk-hurk-fish.
- Eleven.
- Something else.
- Dabbing trampoline
Randomness at its best, or nail-biting (reload, or implode): lipmusic nail-biting regularly implode hub caps implode Keep reloading, and you might just get, (or implode), Homicidal_screaming_carrots
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random Chevrolet of diesel engines and salad forks spawned by sacrifices dongling balloons