“I sold my soul to the Devil for $5. Now I find it hard to walk on gravel.”
Satan (Stan. P. Satan) drives along in a car shaped like an orange. He's a nice guy and always trims his lawn now and again. He's er... pretty down to earth and enjoys nice hobbies such as bird watching, train spotting and burning bodies in his fire. Oh sorry, did I say burning bodies? I meant playing golf.