Second Coming of Christ

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The second coming of Christ happened in December 2006, on or around Christmas (coincidence - I think not).

Our Saviour was born to a virgin Komodo Dragon at Chester Zoo, Chester, UK with the birth witnessed by three kings: King Juan Carlos I of Spain, Elvis and King Harald V of Norway. They came to the reptile enclosure late in the night carrying gifts of an iPod, Frankincense and a Xbox 360 with Gears of War. According to Juan Carlos they were guided by a 'great star' - this later turned out to be a faulty street light that was flickering a bit.

The Archbishop of Canterbury was quoted as saying "Thanks be to God who has seen fit to bestow on the world his only son. Again." The Pope was unavailable for comment.

Christians across the world have been seen celebrating this miracle with the re-wording of popular hymns, the uttering of prayers, and the collection of baby mice for the lizard-king to eat.

David Icke, former footballer and professional nut-job was heard bellowing from the rooftops of central London that he was in fact correct when he stated that the Earth was ruled over by a race of super lizards. Police were forced to beat him to death with his own shoes.