Sensible

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Note: I am NOT finished my cereal. However much this article may imply that I am finished my cereal, that is not true. When I am finished my cereal, I will join you on your quest. However, I have not yet finished my cereal.
That's right. Ridicule all you like, but soon I shall be the tallest vending machine in the world! Wide Web! Lima beans!

Wakka wakka ding ding! Shawaddywaddy. Uhoho. Nice sluts you have there, Mr. G. Bush. Are you a shrubbbyshrubshrub? I'm a bush. Also, ah am a tomato. Nice to meet you.

Galapagos Wisteria Bush from Texas. How can it be from Texas if it's a Galapagos wisteria bush?

Shubbledubbledubble. Jubaja.

Sense and sensibility[edit]

If you like gravy, then your robot's sight censors will knock some cents into you. KaChing! what a great fish skeleton!! }<<<<<ø

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F'tang F'tang biscuit barrel!

Sense has been proven as 37% sensible by Albert Einstein in his theory of driving turkeys to insanity. He utilised three dogs and half a can of gas from Jupiter to prove that, indeed, sensibility is complete nonsense.

Of environmen?[edit]

Environmental issues eat tissues. That's not all though, Fox's Triple bars are a delicacy in mainland Chinaland, Mars. Plus pumpkins peel potatoes profiteering pigs.

Biiiig baaad beetle borgs!

Statistical evidential material[edit]

Tune to channel 1 for this article in paperback. Woopwoop!

Is a load of useless tripe because it is impossible to quantify the infinite carrot/cookie accumulation device. Deutschland? Nein! The chickens permeate inconsolably - indubitably, my dear wotsit. Wubble-wubble! Why thank you, mother. The gravy train continues to run incessantly and incoherently through the vast corn fields of North Mexico, Mexico.

A thousand angry parakeets are chomping mercilessly on the shores! Quick, captain. Get the harpoons! Oh, no! They're twenty feet tall, what are we gonna do?

“Well, it's quite obvious. We're going to make dead pigs die out of it, that's what we're gonna dance!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS AND CAPITAL LETTERS ARE FUN TO USE!!”

~ Captain

Fetch the murderliser!

Oh really? I would like to ask Jeeves about that.[edit]

Fine, do it. My rottweiler is waiting for you! Jeeves is but a pile of dog bones in the back garden. Oh, and am still not finished my cereal, Choo. In a mug. There is a monkey. He smells. Watch out.

Oh no! The monkey grabbed my cereal![edit]

Give it back, you stupid monkey -- AAH! It bit me! Down with broccoli! A User's guide to communism! KIND OF?!?!?!!?

Sensible?[edit]

Pickle pickle pickle pickle gherkin.

Sensible? Sensible? You want sensible? This is Illogico Freaking Pedia. Sensible doesn't exist. Well, now it is 350 degrees sensible, so cereal no longer freezes under extreme dancing.

Sign here: Hungwamann E. Beef, Commander of the Army of Disgruntled Goats

And here: Oobleman J. Wallingtonhurst, Great Big Yak esq.

The Point[edit]

Can there ever be a prime rib minister? deliious! My coffee grinder grinded my father in '76. But the sense was proven dealy to frogs in this year and was detained in alcatraz for forty years before the atmosphere deemed it fit to enter the senseless brains of the world.

Glaaaaggggghhhhh!

However, if the frogs escape from Alcatraz, who is to blame? The prime rib minister? He's not a person, he's meat! Much like my fire hose¹.

In summary, or even summery, there is no point, only blunt edges. Sensebibble sonks! The winnah takes it awwwwwlllllahhh!







¹ Pun intended: I meant PENIS!

Sensibility[edit]

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Sensibility is good overrated! DOWN WITH SENSIBILITY!!! IN WITH THE ILLOGIC!!! WHY AM I SCREAMING!?!?!?!? I'M JUST SITTING AT A COMPUTER!!! SO WHY AM I SCREAMING!?!?!?!?!

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Ooh look, my intestine burst. Whoopee!

But that's not all![edit]

Call now, and we will bombard you with the mushiest rocks ever to be flattened! LONG LI--

The BBC would like to interrupt just to annoy you, and to provide jobs for our announcers.

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