Shmeeze

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To be confused with Sneeze

IntroINSANITY[edit | edit source]

A Shmeeze is a very rare banana on the shore of the west meme village where the stupid people of Death Cheese village died in about 7 seconds earlier.

Why did they die?

Well they were at war because they ate to many dank memes last night before bed last night and almost died last night and last night they ate last night because they could last night and last night why is this last night they went insane last night because of the dank memes they ate last night and last night they got the Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Disease last night and um...... last night happened last night



The war[edit | edit source]

The war lasted about 10 minutes with each side using meme canons and sock launchers and Shmeeze bomberang (Like a boomerang but it explodes)


War tactics[edit | edit source]

The west meme village used meme canons to keep the death cheese village eating bananas from the fields of 666 and 666 and 666


The death cheese village used sock launchers to plug up the meme canons causing an explosion of dank memes to go everywhere in the entire universe at once. So if you like dank memes you have this one battle to thank.

Wait... what does this have to do about the shmeeze?[edit | edit source]

Well after the war the west meme villagers decided to burn everything because Donald Trump was coming to talk to them and they knew they would take a route through the forest that would burn the quickest which would cause him to die.


It failed however because Donald Trump is a lie made up by the government to make everyone listen

In fact everything is a lie by the government

Bananas are a lie by the government


Trees are a lie by the government


Death is a lie by the government


The government is a lie by the government


Memes are not a lie by the government


Memes are the only non-lie


<insert name here> is a lie by the government


I am a lie by the government


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is a lie by the government


Shmeeze is a lie by the government

...Back to Shmeeze now?[edit | edit source]

BUT ITS a lie by the government


MEANING IT DOESN'T EXIST


IN FACT THIS ARTICLE is a lie by the government


SO UM


..........




Death


666 is also not a lie




WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHUAUHUKQWHiu2kyewjg yukjhewvyu3h jweguier hheiufh e fhgxhb udjjbhahauyahgbja



THIS WAS ALL a lie by the government



-Dies