Shut up?

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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE

"Hello?"

"Shut up?"

"What are you talking about."

"Yes, I am?"

"What."

"That's right?"

"What the f**k."

"I'm telling you to shut up?"

"I don't know? Are you."

"Stop that?"

"Stop what."

"No, stop that?"

"Why."

"SHUT UP?"

"I don't know?"

"Yes, you do?"

"I don't think so?"

"How would I know."

"I disagree?"

"Shut up?"

"Why."

"Because shut up?"

"Why don't you shut up."

"Okay I won't?

"No, it isn't?"

"Make up your mind?"

"Why should I."

"You idiot?"

"Why should I."

"No, you shouldn't?"

"What's that."

"What's what with the where with the when."

"I can't hear you."

"What."

"What."

"SHUT UP?"

"I don't care?"

"I don't know? Do you."

"I can't do me because I am me?"

"Uh... uh... shut up?"

"Oh crap, an ellipsis..."

"EXCLAMATION POINT!"

End of story.