Side effects

Side effects include, but are not limited to:

• Vomiting
• Nausea
• Diarrhea
• Air guitar
• Gastrointestinal civil war
• Excuses
• Apples in Stereo
• Unwillingly becoming a member of the Colbert Nation
• Ka
• Caca
• Kaka
• Koko, the sign language speaking gorilla
• Paranoia
• Androidia
• Pwnage
• Cucumbers spontaneously appearing perpendicular to one's armpits
• Bloody sweat
• Altercations in Coach
• Bladder explosion
• Ridiculous paradox
• Paradoxical ridiculousness
• Fries with that
• Side side effects
• Side side side effects
• Redundant effects
• Redundant redundant effect effects
• Redundant effects affecting redundant effects
• Greyhounds
• Autism
• Dustin Hoffman
• Rings of fire drawing themselves around one's neck in a lasso fashion, then proceeding to strangle one with the power of hellfire itself.
• Instantaneous birth
• Leprosy
• Leprechauns
• Front effects
• Back effects
• Badonkadonk syndrome
• Phil Lesh
• [[Sudden and unexpected nowiki formatting]]
• Floating like a butterfly
• Stinging like a bee
• Converting to Scientology
• Death
• Maeking yuky doodys
• Obscenely long lists
• That thing
• No more potato chips
• Poision
• Sleep
• Slow
• Stop
• Confusion
• Freeze
• Silence
• Zombie
• Death
• Running out of mana
• Holy lv. 4
• Playing too much RPG's
• Being smited by a banana from the sky
• Being obbessed over the letter 23
• Seeing auras when drunk, alone and in a dark room after 30 minutes
• Not reading the label
• Reading the label in Swedish
• Taking a 30 metre run down the vally, jumping into the air and shouting "I AM ERIC CANTINA!!!"
• Doing the same thing, with Mojo Nixon's head in a glass jar giving it a 9.7/10
• Pleading guilty to existance
• Testicular Raspberries
• Increased gambling and I can't finish this because I bet my keyboard and lost urges
• Having a candle fetish
• Being obsessed over the number NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
• Not being able to turn SafeSearch on
• Not being able to turn SafeSearch off
• Deadly death
• Deadlier death
• Deadliest death
• Becoming gravely ill unless you make out with a hot chick every day
• Becoming gravely ill unless you avoid making out with a hot chick every day (probably avoid it anyways, the excitement fades over time)
• Becoming gravely ill just... because
• Super deadliest death
• Ultra deadliest death
• Death II: Revengeance
• Frogs
• Memes
• Not being able to build a tolerance to anything that results in addiction
• Adding stuff to this god-damn list
• This thing
• HARAMBE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• CLAP YO HANDS
• Unable to process response. :( Please try again.
• ERROR 404
• 7 GRAND DAD
• Difficulty with waking up
• wake me up inside
• CAN'T WAKE UP
• Internal bleeding
• External bleeding
• Explosions
• Addiction (probably)
• Coughing your guts out (only happens if taken alongside exposure to tobacco)
• Hating your past self
• Thinking that there's nothing wrong with this list at all
• Zalgo
• Death II: Revengeance - HD Edition
• Death II: Resurrection
• Super Death II: Climax
• Ultra Death II: Grief
• Death 2.5: we need to work on the third one dang-it
• Drawn & Quarterly (not that that's a bad thing)
• Being really bad at pretty much everything
• Being really good at pretty much everything
• Being really meh at pretty much everything
• Death 2.75: no the third one hasn't been cancelled shaddup
• being the only one to add to this list for god-knows-how-long
• being the only one to add to this list since god-knows-how-long
• Discordia the Great
• Discordia the Other Great
• More memes
• Hoverboards
• Illogicopedia in-jokes
• Images and Words by Dream Theater. All of it.
• Death III
• DSFARGEG
• Boils. Just, boils, everywhere.
• Listen, we've gotten, like, a million cases of this killing people, okay?
• Do not take with tobacco
• Or cyanide
• Or pizza
• Just be careful
• Abruptly listing side effects again.
• (censored)
• Death
• Life
• Moooooore meeeeeeemes
• Moooooore meenemers
• Forgetting stuff
• Repetition
• Augmented triad face