Some Cars like horses4ever's dad's

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Horses4Ever has a dad and that dad of hers has a car but not just any car...

It is the Turd!!!

  • Windows held shut with packing tape
  • Trash on the floor
  • "Emergency french fry" in case someone ends up trapped in the car with no food (said french fry is old and nasty and only about an inch long)
  • Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, old
  • The tape makes an annoying, endless pttttt noise in the wind (Which is why the car is sometimes called the Flapper Turd)
  • It's a Buick (which rhymes with ew! ick!)
  • It is supposedly a car