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Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: My new watch. It's a calculator, a TV remote control and a taser. It also tells you the air pressure, current geographic location and can sense an elephant from five miles.
Person 1: Oh right. Have you ever seen an elephant?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: OK. What time is it?
Person 2: Dunno.
Person 124: Flugnoflarbex!
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