Sounds of the Sea
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Demon-stration of Sounds of the C[edit | edit source]
- EEEEEEEaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERGH - Blue whales calling each other, then being killed by hunters
- Yeah, we need to get the harpoon into...Ah crap!! Euchgh!!!! - Hunters calling each other, then being killed by blue whales
- I am an undersea rock - An undersea rock
- Pshhhh, pshhhhhh, pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pshhhh, pshhhhhhhhhhh - waves
- PSHHHHHH, PSHHHHHHHHHHH, PSHH, PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH - large waves
- Pffffft, pffffft, pfft, pfffffffffft - cynical waves
- Phrrrrrt, phrrrt, phrrrrrrrrrt - stinky waves
- Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - sound waves
- WaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAY!! - Mexican waves
- Goodbye!! - A lady waves
- *Gobble* *gobble* *gobble* - something eating something
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