Spoonwards

Spoonwards shouted the guy, before lifting his spoon and flying into the moon, crashing into a spaceship along the way, and a large spherical object known as a comet. Why it is known as that, I shall never know, unless I search the Oxford Babblictiodairy for some advertisements brought to you by our sponsors, UPS Delivery Service.

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Ah, whatever. Now what is Spoonwards, you say?

What, USAIN BOLT? Non-sense. Exactly.

Spoonwards is

Or Spoonwards 'tis. But same thing. Spoonwards tis, is, are, am, (insert word here) and so on. Spoonwards tis, is, are, am (insert word here), with no doubt is the word used before lifting a spoon and flying into the moon, crashing into a spaceship along the way, and a large spherical object known as a comet. Why it is known as that, I shall never know, unless I search the Oxford Babblictiodairy for some advertisements brought to you by our sponsors, UPS Delivery Service.

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And now.... BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA!!!

Da er.... SPOONWARDS!