Talk:A hamster on a keyboard

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What was wrong with the old, nonsensical version of this page? The joke was that it was the actual result of a hamster waddling around on a keyboard. I literally put a hamster on my keyboard. Now it just looks like an uncyclopedia article about the subject. What's wrong with nonsense or trash? This isn't uncyclopedia! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!111111 --THE 19:05, 13 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

It's just there are too many "random mashing of the keyboard" articles around - be origonal and think of a proper idea for an article. Then again, if you actually went to the effort of getting a hamster to walk along the keyboard, hmm. You know what, I'll put the nonsense back into the article (exactly as it was) as well as keeping the new article. Say hi to the hamster for me! --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:09, 13 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Actually Helloolleh may have had something to do with the rewrite of it, when i say something to do with it i mean he rewrote everythin g and all i did was put the origonal in the trash.--Testostereich(ballsack) 11:19, 14 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

yeah, sorry about that, you should of said something and i wouldnt of changed it, but it did just look like another kayboard mash article...i had 2 hamsters :) but they died :( --HelloThere! 21:51, 16 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

No need to apologize, I should have had the foresight to make note that this actually is the result of a hamster being placed on a keyboard, distinguishing it from other random mashing articles. --THE 19:33, 17 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)


We should revert to the restored version and put a note to 'see the talk page' at the top? This could be the first ever Illogicopedia article written by a hamster! We need a category for that... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 09:36, 17 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Well, as suggested, I went ahead and rolled back to the original version, removing all non-hamster content aside from a "see talk page" note. --THE 19:33, 17 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
What would happen to theother stuff people have put on there, maybe we could have a link to that as well. --Testostereich(ballsack) 20:09, 17 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Perhaps A hamster on a keyboard (phenomenon)? --THE 21:01, 17 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Ecellente. Now all we need is a userpage for the hamster and he can be writer of the month! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:25, 18 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, good idea. I'll get him a username and put him on the keyboard again so he can make his own userpage. If I haven't done this within a few days, remind me to. I tend to be a slacker. --THE 20:26, 19 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

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lack of hamster with a hamster[edit]

I have really put my hamster, Emma on my keyboard... and the result was this:

does my hamster have issues? Is she too light?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 15:24, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC) 0

Actually, After overfeeding my hamster for a few minutes i had a second try. The results were....


There was no difference except for the time when she sat down on the "h" key to lick herself. What is the difference between Emma and the key board hamster?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 15:35, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

attempt 3:

nothing happened--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 18:58, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Ha, you have to use a laptop with small keys that are easily pressable. That's what I did. If I had tried on a computer with big keys that are harder to press, it would have looked more like your attempts. --THE 20:21, 4 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)