Talk:Election 2016 Coverage

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Hey! Would you look at that! The country's actually fucked! PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 13:19, 9 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

He's mad as hell, but we need to have him here. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:07, 9 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Need? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:39, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
You mean in Australia? Building a wall around the continent might keep him too occupied to do anything else. Cg098 (talk) 05:21, 12 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
@Cg098: +1 Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:37, 28 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
All this could have been easily avoided if I was president, but no. Apparently you have to have 'political experience', but... wait, what? Experience optional but not necessary? Now hang on just a second. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:47, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
I could have absolutely no experience at all and not know anything I was doing, and I would still do a better fucking job of being president than der Führer Trump. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia!
It's better than no leader at all and anarchy. Now, I think, he's actually wising up to his position. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:27, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
Remember kiddos, you can still "wise up" and be a total douchebag-erino. Buuuuuuut... trump's not gonna wise up, at any rate... so... PUPPETRY!!!! PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 14:34, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
YES! Puppetry -- it's our only hope!
But then we need a decent puppet master. I wonder if Dick Cheney's available for the job? Granted, he was kind of awful in a horrible sort of way, but hey, the country survived his leadership, right? Not clear we'll be able to say the same thing of the man who has apparently asked multiple times why he's not allowed to just throw a few nukes at problems. Snarglefoop (talk) 05:33, 12 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

Epilogue?[edit source]

Should there be an epilogue in this article in light of Clintons 2 million plus lead in popular votes? Granted, The Donald and his followers claim there were millions of illegal votes. There are also some who distinguish between votes cast and votes counted as valid. I leave it to you, dear author. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 16:05, 28 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Actually, alternative facts got him into power. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:45, 28 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
Alongside meme magic and assistance from the Kremlin. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 23:58, 8 Octodest 2017 (UTC)