Talk:Things Girls Do When They're Bored

Err, well, I honestly don't get this piece, and its purpose. Is it to mock the practice of crappy cooking, nail painting and the history of the lack of grammar skills in the illogical gender? Or is it some subtle form of Soviet propaganda?-- Respond 13:59, 28 Arply 2011 (UTC)

It is a piece capitalizing on popular stereotypes, condemning practices such as nail painting and editing Illogicopedia, while also subtly advocating the gentlemen in our world to provide decent entertainment to these freaks of nature, i.e. fornication. What, was that the most insightful thing I've ever said here? TAX EXEMPTION!---Colonel Sanders 10:53, 29 Arply 2011 (UTC)£900

What Colonel Sanders said. ~I'm Paige Avril Swift, and I approve this message. 22:13, 17 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Also, why is there a "£900" next to the Colonel's message? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:26, 18 Aym 2011 (UTC)

@ Berty Island Monkey: because I put it there. @Pair0whatever: Thanks for approving my interpretation of your article. Y'know, girls are one of the darndest creatures ever. Even more so than lemurs. I mean, what other species can talk and write incoherently, type like a monkey, and still get a bunch of free crap from gullible men? Maybe Donald Trump, but he's nowhere near as good at it. In all the years I've spent studying the creatures, I've only seen one physically resemble Donald Trump, but many with the same personality.--Colonel Sanders 11:28, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)€65.32

No, U$A sucks. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:25, 19 Aym 2011 (UTC)