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New 'uns at top, otter.
- ...that is awesome and Zagillig worthy?
- ...that a deep discussion of Being and Nothingness is a sure way to make women horny? Or that... slam poetry renditions of the works of William Shakespeare makes men equally horny?
- ...that cigarettes contain guava juice, so that your insides get zooglish, spicy, and slightly groarnge?
- ...that, watch out, there's gonna be a Blackout?
- ...that Neon is dangerous when ingested? It causes you to start advertising pizza.
- ...that even the toddler on the bike knows how many bottles of beer are on the wall?
- ...that some words mean exactly what they sound like?
- ...that picking up the pieces is a crime in South Georgia, and doing this gets you sent to Coffin Top Mountain? (It's a real place. Look it up.)
- ...that smartphones may disrupt local energy fields with special quanta adapters?
- ...that I haven't edited this for a long time?
- ...that you are a cinema, and there is no party in Pernickety's car?
- ...that Homo Vespertilio Irrumabo Insanius genetics run strong in Mike Tyson?
- ...that when the pineapple pops out, you should kill it?
- ...that I need sleep?
- ...that Hakuna Matata!?
- ...that THE END IS NIGH!
- ...that I am completely bat fork insane?
- ...that fanged tofu attacks are up this year in Colorado, New Mexico and Utah?
- ...that irradiating snarfles during Lent with cheesyium makes cats nervous?
- ...that IllogiLabs is going to mine Cheesium on the Moon?
- ...that we Still haven't traveled to vapourwave yet?
- ...that we did, last year?
- ...that Illogicopedia has its younch redacted?
- ...that it's time to be serious, because today is Missing Persons Day?
- ...that my teetering bulb of dread and dream is quantum entangled with a wood pile in Okinawa?
- ...that the beef curtains is the premier cabaret stage this side of turkey.
- ...that you did know?
- ...that Nausea could be your undoing? Literally. It could undo you.
- ...that your chair may or may not be a living thing?
- ...that I'm writing, so I'd better get baked?
- ...that Logicium makes plutonium look like orange juice?
- ...that there's no i in Nuckelfläschchen?
- ...that I had a live bat shoved down the back of my pants all day?
- ...that Marco polo Strap on fight... must have been conceived by an evil genius?
- ...that someone had the temerity to write Bat fuck insane?
- ...that Spoonleaf is an evil boarding school of doom that will eat your soul?
- ...that you should not go on Wikinet?
- ...that quantum psychodynamics is bat fuck matter over bat fuck mind?
- ...that 🦇 is a load-bearing propeller?
- ...that the future of Western civilization hinges on Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
- ...that Bat Fuck Bat Fuck...?
- ...that Hellmo works for Space Satan?
- ...that gobshite emulation, once the province of the proud emu, is is predicted by some to be the de facto interface from politicians to constituents by 2021?
- ...das da ich bin dein Geheimeschmutz?
- ...that 17% of Illogicopedia's content is contains 2.889 or more instances of bat fuck logic?
- ...that Damask piping is fundamental to the all aroundedness of the universe?
- ...that Judy Garland never actually met anyone in St. Louis?
- ...I don't know anymore...
that Felis Lupis would like/probably wants the spotlight off him by April?
seriously, stop. I already have enough problems. An ego won't help.
- ...that Jimi Hendrix wrote the forward to A Capella Too Far , Geheimeschmutz dedicated the novella to an opossum he met while hiking the Appalachian Trail?
- ...that a Frunobulaxial manifestation is taking place right under your nose?
- ...that a hankering for a hunk of Hypermodular Postcambriansm can be an early sign of fallopian elbow?
- ...that somnambulant foraging can result in Subseraphic Hypostatis?
- ...that Satan is making inroads at Illogicopedia, first with Cranky Pants Satan, then with cuddly Satan Bunny?
- ...that there's a Wikipedia article titled Whaam!?
- ...that no one expects The Pool Shark!?
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- ...that the voice actor playing King Flippy Nips was the zoo director on "The Mighty Boosh"?
- ...that Echidna's Oort is recommended by purveyors of propane and propane accessories?
- ...that nobody expects Alien Mermaid Jesus?
- ...that you juST WON TEN MILLION DOLLARS CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE TOTALLY NOT A VIRUS TRUST ME I'M A DOLPHIN
- ...that in order to win, one must do it bigly?
- ...the World's Longest Prison Sentence?
- ...phalanx vidja geam?
- ...that U2 can be a pompous, self-important bunghole, if only you try?
- ...that you too have the right not to exist?
- ...that I am a melon?
- ...FIYA EMBULL?!!?
- ...that turkey paladins can predict earthquakes?
- ...that no conversation is safe from so desu ne?
- ...um... yeah, I give up.
- ...that Nebby might've gotten in the bag?
- ...wait, what?
- ...Wherefores r teh laydeez?
- ...why we stopped the car?
- ...that men look manlier when they need to go the bathroom?