The Pool Shark
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“Even we don't expect the pool shark”
The Pool Shark......
THE POOL SHARK
..the pool shark lurks in bath tubs, swimming pools and most of all paddly pools.
they are also known as Harry, TPS, Serial Killer #08 and Surprise Attacker
The first time the shark was seen was in 1987 in a paddly pool in North London.
The most recent attack was wen he killed Donald Dook 4 months ago he hasnt been heard of since then but u nevr no u cud be nxt.
apparently he now has bluetooth equipped and can find people if there bluetooth is on within 3 miles of him gasp :O