The Song That Never Ends
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Much like the Neverending story, The Song That Never Ends is incredibly boring. It's also a misnomer because it must stop at some point, and invariably does. But then, who ever said songs have to make sense? This is infantile playground humour we're talking about here. I mean, have you ever stopped to think what the hellk 'skilly all out' or 'barleys' mean?
“Actually, yes”
Quiet, you. Who asked you to talk? Just for that, I shall take away your milk monitor privileges.
“That's not fair!”
God never said that life was fair. In fact, He never said anything considering He's mute. Actually, I think it was a guy in a banana suit that said it.
Heh, fruit.