The penguins in the fridge
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Penguins live in your fridge. It's true. You never see them because when you open the door they all hide behind the butter. Ever wondered where your Micro Pizza went? That's right - the penguins ate it. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!
It is also rumoured that polar bears live in fridges too, but no scientific evidence to back this up exists as yet. There is, however, proof that yetis can live in fridges: but only in Hungary and Disappointment Island.
Miscellany[edit | edit source]
- Penguin related casualties account for 5% of the world's fridge owning population.
- Penguins can be hazardous to your health if warmed. Never leave the fridge door open, or who knows what might happen!
- Do not refreeze a fridge penguin.
- Do not hug a fridge penguin. ON PAIN OF DEATH! HUG THEM HUG THEM HUG THEM!!!!!!!.......YES THE TRUTH IS CLEAR!
- Do not feed the fridge penguins. Come with me to feed you to them....yes mother penguin.......yes....