There's a Micro SD card on the table

Ssshhh... don't move, for a vast swathe of generic farts can stop my sentences before I finish th

Seriously though, there is a Micro SD card on my table. It's just, like, unlabelled so there might be porn on it.

Or not.

Or yeah.

Wait no.

Or yeah.

No.

Yeah.

No u.

Welcome to the slim shady mecca rebecca, its right next to the trimester

What?

Nvm

smoking grass, huh? REBECCA, you're a real bleach rag..... IM SERIOUS; it's not you, it's me.... NOT! HA!