Things

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“Things change”

~ Thing on Things

“No they don't. Subjective perspectives change. Things stay the same.”

~ Objective Object on Things

“I agree. Leave stuff the hell alone.”

~ Libertarians on Things

“STFU, things change.”

~ Everybody Else on Things

There are things everywhere, at least, that's what you think.

If you look at a compass, you will find that there are things in every direction:

All the things you see floating (as opposed to fixing. or perhaps integering) in space are in no particular order, but the needle of the compass forces every-thing into its strict and God-given place.

Like when you are walking, your nose forces you in the direction it wants to go. And where does the nose want to go? It is one of mankind's best kept secrets, so we won't tell you, except that it has to do with things. And possibly stuff.

There are...

  • Things

...everywhere! At least, that is what you have been led to believe!

But there is a problem here, because:

YOU ARE NOT LIVING!

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Uh oh, looks like Article Drift!

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