This

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Is this your moose? It's bothering our other patrons.

This?

This can be quite a few things, I assure you.

This, for example, can be MADNESS. Possibly even SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

The most common use of this, however, is that this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air...

Note: The author has been executed to save your sanity and to eliminate him from the gene pool.

Other Thises[edit]

Of course, there is more than one way to skin a this. This can just as easily have been that a moment ago, and having become this, may become that again at any time. Seemingly a function of time, it seems that any that can become this, or that, making this is a problem of measurement, on the quantum scale. No, never mind about that... I'm pushing my luck, writing about physics, as though I knew what I was talking about... no, that's enough of that.

Okay, we'll do this inelegantly. First, don't leave the moose unattended at any time, since time is what this is all about to begin with. Having secured your moose, you need reliable witnesses in case a felony is committed.

This is also an analgram of shit. No this, Reshlock.

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