Thomas Keith Greening
Thomas Keith Greening (or Trev to his mates) is a long haired lover from Liverpool, known best for his ability to do anything. In 2001.6, Tom/Trev/Long haired lover from Liverpool was officially voted the most useful person ever by a commitee made up of a table, a chair, a talking monobrow, 3 ounces of love and Tom.
Uses of Tom[edit | edit source]
You name it, Trev can do it, excluding nothing, because he hates doing that. His specialities include loving in Liverpool, having long hair, tearing down emotional/physical barriers between post-op trannies and their sexual organs, and roundhouse kicking MrMetalFLower for cracking a bad pun about his sexuality and or touching his genitals in a bid to sex him.
Not uses of Tom[edit | edit source]
there is only 1 not-use of Tom...nothing. And acting as a Paula Radcliffesque sex doll for the over 50s (as MrMetalFLower found out the hard way).
Tom[edit | edit source]
Tom is oslo the most useless guy ever, having no uses except nothing and being a Mike Tysonesque cardboard cut out for usage in photograms with tourists (American: terrorists).
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