Tony Blair

Tony Blair

Deputy:	John Prescott
Nationality:	British
Term of office:	1994 – 2004
Preceded by:	Glass of orange juice
Succeeded by:	Monsters that live under your bed
Date of birth:	?/?/1875
Place of birth:	Albuquerque
Date of death:	--
Place of death:	America
Spouse:	n/a
Political party:	New Labour

Tony Blair is a grey willy dosser

Tony Blur is fast. He is so fast he is faster than a slug. And that's a souped-up Cuban speed slug we're talking about here, not just your run of the mill garden type.

However he is in no way as fast as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ announces that the buffet is open.

However he is in no way as fat as John Prescott at a wedding party when the DJ enquires as to what happened to the buffet.

However he is in no way as much of a liar as the Artful Dodger who was more honorable in his quests and methods.

See also

The boy Tony, showing his famous quick-thinking

• His brother, Headface.
• Gordon Bennett