Typical Marine

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Pvt. George Banana, or, as his company refers to him, Typical Marine is a not-so-bright private in the US Marines. Pvt. Banana is well known for his stupid antics, such as standing under large ordnance drops, freefalling out of his transport aircraft, mistaking amphibious transports for the Loch Ness monster, and a whole damn lot of friendly fire.

Pvt. Banana stands under a heavy ordnance drop.
The result of his antics. He survived cuz he's Chuck Norris's brother.
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