Uglyon

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Uglyon is chemical ailment number 4 on the random table of ailments. It is a liquid at room temperature, and is commonly used for plastic surgery and pasting human faces onto dogs to make them look less ugly. Despite its name, it is a beautiful element, with all the colors of the rainbow in it. Scientists are still unsure as to how it can be more than one color, but who cares. Ooh, pretty colors!