User:Another n00b/Time is running out/fail

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C:\> Run "Time_is_running_out"_


You wake up in your room. You are lying face down on your keyboard. When you try to turn on your monitor to check what time it is, however, your monitor won't turn on. What do you do?
> Pull out laptop

You take out your laptop. What now?
> Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

EPIC FAIL.
EPIC FAIL.
EPIC FAIL.
EPIC FAIL.
EPIC FAIL.
EPIC FAIL.
EPIC FAIL.


You just lost.
> retry?

You wake up in your room. You are lying face down on your keyboard. When you try to turn on your monitor to check what time it is, however, your monitor won't turn on. What do you do?
> Pull out laptop

You take out your laptop. What now?
> Go to IllogiNews to see the latest headlines


IllogiNews: Doomsday meteor hits Earth

Today, the world was hit hard-- literally. A huge meteorite came out of nowhere and hit Earth, causing it to blow into tiny little bits. Luckily, none of the satellites that provided internet were hit; otherwise nobody would be able to read this article, duh. Some parts of the Earth, such as the part containing Illogicopedia's headquarters, and also [your hometown here], survived completely intact. There may be survivors there, but we don't know. We're certainly alive. That is all.


So you now seem to be part of an endangered species: earthlings. What do you do now?
> Party hard

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Now who could that be? You answer it and it's your girlfriend. You ask her how she got there. She said that she didn't know. But it doesn't matter now. Now all that matters is:
> Eating more chocolate pudding

Unfortunately, you now realize the extreme seriousness of the situation you're in. So what now?
> Panic

You panic. Suddenly, you realize that panicking will not do you any good. That is when you remember that your dad has stuff just for occasions like this downstairs in his toolbox. What do you do?
> look in toolbox

You're such a toolbox if you actually chose this option.
Anyway, you go down to the basement to get the toolbox. When you open it up, you find the following things:

  1. A sledgehammer
  2. A can of mace
  3. An unrated video copy of Fritz the Cat

What do you do?
> Nothing

You and your girlfriend eat all the chocolate pudding, then you eat all the tacos. Unfortunately, then you die of starvation.
█ #G0-C1wrap

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Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Now who could that be? You answer it and it's your girlfriend. You ask her how she got there. She said that she didn't know. But it doesn't matter now. Now all that matters is:
>_