Dan the Hedgehog/101 Ways to Prove that Devolution is True
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- We have been constantly evolving from apes, to the Australopithecus, to the Homo-habilis, to the Homo-erectus, to the Cro Magnon Man, to what we are today: slobs who are as fat as Jabba the Hutt. Wow.
- Many people online find fun in giving other people pain.
- Some people's brains are so small that they would actually vote for someone as dumb as Sarah Plain for Governor.
- Some people's brains are so small that they would actually vote for someone as dumb as Sarah Plain for President, even though she quit her job as Governor halfway through.
- Some people's brains are so small that they would not vote for someone as dumb as Sarah Plain for President, even though she quit her job as Governor, but let her run for President after quitting her job as Governor.
- Other people's brains are so small that they would accidentally misspell Sarah Palin as "Sarah Plain"... wait a minute. I just zinged myself, didn't I? Damn.
- And even other people's brains are so small that they would zing people who misspelled names, when they misspelled the same names. Crap, I just zinged myself again, didn't I?
- And sometimes people zing themselves for the humor in it. There, I may have zinged myself a third time, but it was for a good cause.