IllogiNews: Doomsday meteor hits Earth

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Today, the world was hit hard-- literally. A huge meteorite came out of nowhere and hit Earth, causing it to blow into tiny little bits. Luckily, none of the satellites that provided internet were hit; otherwise nobody would be able to read this article, duh. Some parts of the Earth, such as the part containing Illogicopedia's headquarters, and also [your hometown here], survived completely intact. There may be survivors there, but we don't know. We're certainly alive. That is all.


So you now seem to be part of an endangered species: earthlings. What do you do now?

  1. Party hard
  2. Commit suicide
  3. Have some more chocolate pudding