Tree octopus? Real.

Real, here is a picture.

The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus have been seen migrating across peoples front lawn. It in the rain-forests of Seattle, Washington. Sasquatch is their only predator. Tree octopi, unlike other octopi, are amphibians, and that means they have to stay next to water or they will dry out. The only way to save a tree octopus is to give it a 20 dollar bill. Do NOT give it coins! Coins can soak into their skin and poison them. They also use paper money to make nests just like birds.

This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.   Maybe you should help it on its way.