If you can't find me, I've finally reached over 75% sanity.
Okay, maybe "sanity" isn't the right word, but... whatever.
Also, I rarely ever use swear words, so if I do, then you know that you're dealing with some SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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Also, This Happened
Congratulations for being voted Illogicopedian of the Month for February 2017. Your feline/canine attributes have attracted the attention of the Titans of Illogia. Blessings be upon your haptic heurisms. (kaizum me) 19:01, 1 Arche 2017 (UTC)