User:Flyingcat/QOTD

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Quote of the day is a collection of quotes taken from various sources, inspired by Athyria's {{madness}}.

The list[edit]

This is not a sentence.

I am lying.

This sentence makes no sense.

This is not information, and as such is not designed to tell you anything. Because it is not so designed, it must not be of an informative nature, as it is not designed to carry information, and therefore must not contain any, if it is fulfilling its purpose correctly.

This is complete rubbish so you ought to skip over it.

This sentence is content-free and contains 32% fewer calories.

Beware the muffins. They bite.

The moon is made of green cheese.

Where is the cat?

The only strange thing about Illogicopedia is that if you are bitten by a vampire, you are far more likely to become a werewolf or a zombie than a vampire; and if you are bitten by a werewolf, you can only become a phantom. Though perhaps it really does make sense, because all vampires are also werewolves, and werewolves can somehow kill you... but phantoms are not really dead; they are only wrapped in a white sheet with eye holes.

Add logic and you lose the huffed kitten.

Easier to say mountain than to go over it.

This was all just a dream... a nightmare. A beautiful and horrifying nightmare.

Steady blows break the stone.

Stop asking me for clues man, I'm just an article.

Wikia sucks.

Give me choice or give me death!

Wikipedia sucks.

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

Beware! Weasels are not stretched mice!

Unleash the furry!

How will you blank it if you're banned?

We were designed to endure excess amounts of pain. For users who like to inflict it.

O Lord, this is injustice.

My dick is notable.

Are you there?

The best way to resolve this issue would be for you to shut up.

Needs more psychedelic toasters.

I intuit goats.

Write jokes, not riddles.

I am lost in the sea of cats. Have you seen my fish?

I talk to the trees, but the trees never listen to me.

Jump off the cliff and fall into the dream...

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

That's good. Don't resist.

Curiosity isn't worth it if it makes you kill a cat.

I suppose that's what they told you. Have you seen the results?

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

You say misanthropy like it's a bad thing.

Ignorance is bliss, but it's a lacking bliss, because you don't know how good it is until it's gone.

What do you mean by "wrong"?

I don't feel like a victim.

Do you know what it's like when telepaths make love?

It's Wikipedia. You don't have to understand to have an opinion.

This is the stupidest waste of time imaginable, so I'm sure that ArbCom will immediately take this case and sanction everyone except the editor who wasted everyone's time by bringing it.

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.

It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood.

Love? What does marriage have to do with love?

Everything she had read showed the extreme danger of making a bargain with a demon. And there was no doubt that this one did look extraordinarily evil. Those long purple teeth.

"Don't you want your heart eaten?" asked the fire.