User:Gomphog/BONJOOK, The Banana God

BONJOOK is god of of Bananas. He demands that his name be capitalized. If not, then you shall suffer his wrath.

He has a whiny, high pitched voice with a Australian accent. If you laugh at it, you will be beaten half to death with a dildo.

BONJOOK was created when humanity first discovered the banana was edible.

So many were then eaten, that the souls of the deceased bananas collected into one peel, that it became BONJOOK.

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