User:Island Monkey/IllogiNews:Steve Jobs not dead, just recycled
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You know what they say, reuse and recycle. So, we are pleased to announce that Steve Jobs is not dead, but is currently just being recycled. A Biffa Bins spokesman has just told us that Mr. Jobs will be recycled into a rabbit within 12 hours.
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