T3canolis' Articles

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All the articles I've written, partially written, and flung my feces at vigorously enough for it to merit a contribution since I joined here, in the order the version closest to what you see now was written in, from beginning to start. Articles outlined in Bold are features, EPICs are in italics, rewrites are green, articles with others are red (hover to show collaborators), and articles actually worth reading are underlined. The further back toward 2008 you go the more the likelihood of your eyes bleeding and your spleen rupturing through your chest cavity, so proceed at your own risk.
  1. Bob, the One-Eyed Guy
  2. Mountain Dew
  3. Jar Jar Binks
  4. HowTo:Not Be a n00b on XBOX Live
  5. The Revolutionary War
  6. The Modern Declaration of Independence
  7. Oogabooga!
  8. The OMG Scary Alien
  9. Clouds are America's greatest threat
  10. IllogiMusic:If you're Emo and you Know it
  11. Camel
  12. Cola
  13. Ludwig van Beethoven
  14. George Lucas
  15. IllogiNews:Frog Found in Man's Ear
  16. Toast
  17. Things You Didn't Know
  18. Why are you reading this?
  19. Choking is BAD!!!
  20. Barry Potter
  21. Africa
  22. The Evil Keyboard Monkey
  23. Mars
  24. Batspiderhulk
  25. IllogiGames: The Murder Mystery
  26. Awesomeland
  27. IllogiGames: The Internet Epic Course
  28. IllogiNews:Stupidy may lower your brain capactiy?
  29. IllogiMusic: You Got Pwnd!
  30. IllogiMusic:The Illogicopedia National Anthem
  31. IllogiDictionary:Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
  32. World War II
  33. John Smith
  34. Turkey (country)
  35. Are you stupid? Experts decide.
  36. Sandwich
  37. W.T.F.
  38. IllogiNews:Kaboomy!
  39. The Illogicopedia War of the English and Americans
  40. IllogiNews:Huge Bob: Behind 9/11?
  41. IllogiNews:The War Against Wiki Markup
  42. IllogiNews:Rolling your head on the keyboard declared more of an epic fail than Kaboomy!
  43. Teh End of Teh World!
  44. Are you Freaking Kidding Me?
  45. HowTo:Avoid THEM
  46. WhyTo:Learn Spanish
  47. Sensible
  48. A very very very short article
  49. This article has a pretty long title. See! The title is already getting pretty long. I can't wait until it's SUPER LONG! That will be epic!!! I love long titles. Ah... I love Illogicopedia. Wait! This is still the title?!?!!??
  50. Your page is loading...
  51. I am your father
  52. LMAO
  53. Soulja Boy
  54. F.A.R.T.
  55. IllogiMusic:Slightly Below Average Man Theme
  56. IllogiNews:T3canolis Changes Name to "T3PO"?
  57. Trash stamp.pngWhat are they Selling in Australia?
  58. Is this an article? Yes or no?
  59. The Return of the Pumpkin King
  60. BobFatHead
  61. Illogicountry:Ååååååååååland
  62. IllogiCountry:Footlandworldplace
  63. The Smiley Face Conspiracy
  64. Rolling your head on the keyboard
  65. MySpaceBarIsF'edUp
  66. Afghanistan
  67. WTF:The Article
  68. Vanity? I don't know her.
  69. Neil Armstrong
  70. Whaddup Homie G?
  71. IllogiNews:The Meaning of GGhGGh Discovered
  72. My first article on Uncyclopedia
  73. Washabam!
  74. Eat Your Vegetables!
  75. Letters to the Editor
  76. It's raining cats and dogs
  77. Nuke-Em
  78. Northern Ireland
  79. Diabeetus
  80. Cocaine
  81. IllogiNews:Wikipedia Eats Itself
  82. MC Hammer
  83. Childhood Realizations
  84. The Secret Life of an American Teenager RETARD EDITION!
  85. You will win
  86. License Please!
  87. Kapwnd!
  88. Trash stamp.pngT3PO Goes Insane on IRC
  89. Rant on the English
  90. Interviewing Your Elf
  91. Family Guy
  92. E.T
  93. 333333333333333
  94. What Animal Am I?
  95. IllogiToons:Teh Comikz
  96. 10 Reasons Why I Hate You
  97. 10 Reasons Why Silent Penguin Hates You
  98. 10 Reasons Why You Can't Fly
  99. 10 Reasons Why You Aren't A Professional Basketball Player
  100. 10 Reasons Why You Aren't a Duck
  101. 10 Reasons Why I'm Better Than You
  102. 10 Reasons Why America is Better than England
  103. 10 Reasons Why You Just Got PWND
  104. No Scope: The Battle of the Halo 3 Gods
  105. No Scope 2: The New Gods?
  106. No Scope 3: The End of the No Scope?
  107. The Origin of: "You scared the bejesus outta me!"
  108. The Origin of: "Halo"
  109. The "Origins" Series
  110. The Origin of: YouTube
  111. The Origin of: T3canolis' name
  112. The Origin of: Hardhats
  113. The Typical Madden Conversation
  114. The Typical AIM Conversation
  115. The Typical Phone Conversation
  116. The Typical Gangsta Conversation
  117. The Typical McDonald's Conversation
  118. The Typical Redneck Conversation
  119. The Typical Bathroom Stall Conversation
  120. The Truth:Penguins are Harmless... Or so you think
  121. Sarah Palin
  122. 100 Random 1 Sentence Movie Synopses!
  123. T3PO's Untitled Parody of Christmas and Hannukah
  124. HowTo:Become a Hit Rapper
  125. IllogiNews:He/She impregnates itself
  126. DVD Moral Support
  127. When Hell Freezes Over...
  128. Should I Go to Sleep?
  129. My Shopping List
  130. A Mouse Named Fredrick
  131. IllogiMusic:T3PO's Greatest Hits
  132. The Wonderful Adventure of Tim, Todd, Jim, and Jordan and the Amazing XBOX‎
  133. WHY NOT
  134. John Johnson
  135. John Johnson: Introduction
  136. John Johnson: Bus
  137. John Johnson: World of Warcraft Pt. 1
  138. John Johnson: Guild Wars
  139. John Johnson: World of Warcraft Pt. 2
  140. John Johnson: Ice Cream
  141. A Day In Song
  142. Meaningless
  143. The Nazi Guide to Nature
  144. IllogiNews:Man, 26, claims Twitter invades his privacy‎
  145. I R HAXXOR
  146. The Man Who Knew Everything
  147. NASA
  148. The Epic Adventure of All Adventures Did I Mention Adventures?... Donuts?
  149. Guitar Hero
  150. Nuclear power
  151. The Proposal to all Mental Institutions for the Inclusion of the Following Phobias on All Medical Watchlists in the World
  152. Alaska
  153. An Average Day for Mr. Michael McMichael
  154. The Article as well as the other 4 parts
  155. HowTo:Keep an Idiot Occupied
  156. Pfft. Why bother?
  157. Red Links
  158. New York City
  159. I wrote the story for the Illogic Book "Wait, this isn't my house"
  160. Illogic POEM Book
  161. An Attempt to Beat the World's Longest Sentence
  162. Spelling
  163. HowTo:Write Invisible Ink
  164. The American Revolution
  165. It's Your Problem Now
  166. capitalization
  167. *
  168. The Writing of an Awesome Song
  169. World of Warcraft
  170. Qwerty
  171. Recent Changes Watchers
  172. Dissociative Identity Disorder
  173. IllogiBooks:The Anatomy of a Bagel
  174. HowTo:Drown +
  175. Real Life Cops: The Reality Series
  176. Father's Day
  177. This Article Will Be Marked With a Trash Template
  178. A Threat
  179. Trash stamp.pngOh Dear
  180. 99 red balloons
  181. Teh
  182. Count Drakk U. Lá
  183. "Spiders on a Boat" - The TV Edit
  184. Microsoft Paint
  185. OMG A VANDAL!!!
  186. STFU
  187. War: Fight Because of... I forget
  188. The Competitive Suicide League
  189. Top Ten Things I would do for a Klondike Bar
  190. Top Ten Words... Ever.
  191. Sleep Deprivation
  192. The Pacifists' War
  193. IllogiNews:Man Dies
  194. Readmesoon
  195. Maine Page
  196. Math Test
  197. Readmesoon: The Untold Story
  198. User:Idiot
  199. IllogiDictionary:RANDUMB
  200. Billy Mays
  201. Magic
  202. The Longest Article
  203. Flub Nugget Versus The OMG Scary Alien
  204. A
  205. IllogiMusic:Wait, wut?
  206. The other debate
  207. This Page is Useless
  208. This is My DAMN Article
  209. Trash stamp.pngHow T3canolis Made IRC into an infinite loop using two bots
  210. IllogiMusic:I'll Pop This Cap in Your Ass
  211. Aluminum Bárons²
  212. Newscast
  213. Inspiration
  214. IllogiMusic:Cop Porn
  215. Top Ten Worst Movies
  216. 10 Reasons Why Illogicopedia is Better than Uncyclopedia
  217. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
  218. Mehpic
  219. 10 Reasons Why T3canolis Should be an Admin
  220. SAM
  221. Can you smell what Barack is cooking?
  222. And then there were ten...
  223. IllogiNews:Man Sues Baker over "False Advertising"
  224. Top Ten Greatest Names
  225. Victory Speech
  226. Name
  227. Surreal
  228. Illogic With a Capital Q
  229. Now for my 200th article....
  230. IllogiNews:Brett Favre Out of Retirement
  231. Have you ever noticed how when your tired, you think like you're tripping?
  232. Top Ten Things we need more of
  233. Linkin Park
  234. IllogiMusic:Halo 3 Rap
  235. Untitled
  236. 1933 in video gaming
  237. Top Ten Ways to Get Banned
  238. OMG MY EPIC YOUTUBE MONTAGE!!!!
  239. The Wonderful Adventures of T3canolis and Ginonater Texting
  240. An Article Written by the one the only T3canolis solely because it's a Friday night and he's bored
  241. Nt pttng vwls n wrds
  242. IllogiNews:Kanye West Announces Major Surgery Plans
  243. So I was in Georgia...
  244. *gets on soapbox*
  245. Inventory
  246. PurpleHaze
  247. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
  248. WhyTo:Not Write an Article for the sake of writing an article
  249. December 21st, 2012
  250. Fifth-Hand Store
  251. Names you do not want
  252. MORONiC MORoNS
  253. Christopher Columbus
  254. Beleive
  255. Da Ghetto
  256. Illogicopedia Offices Professionalism Seminar
  257. The Man In A Pan
  258. IllogiMusic:Wrap
  259. Rocking Chairs that Eat People
  260. Gnu's Cast
  261. A Dr. Phil Episode in Ten Words
  262. HowTo:Not Waste Time
  263. Good Thing
  264. Lines That Ought To Be In A Movie Sometime
  265. Oreos
  266. IllogiMusic:I'm that Awesome
  267. Conspiracy Theories Solved
  268. Science Fair
  269. Secret Messages IN EVERY DAY LIFE!
  270. What to do if you get raped
  271. Tiger Woods
  272. SANTA IS NOT REAL!
  273. Hours Wasted Waiting for Inspiration on "Illogicopedia:Create"
  274. What's the Point?
  275. Andorra
  276. Thursday
  277. Isn't
  278. Why? Light
  279. I'm Hun
  280. "2 Fruit Roll-Ups and a Bottle of Gin"
  281. I'm wearing iPod earphones, but I'm not listening to anything
  282. Mis orejas son en fuegas
  283. Did he died?
  284. Wheels on Meals
  285. T as in Tsunami
  286. Being Misinformed
  287. Pedophilia
  288. Luxembourg
  289. The Racist Chimpanzee Orchestra
  290. Weird and Obscure Rock Songs
  291. Diary of a Sim
  292. The Bucket List
  293. An Epic Tale With Fights and Battles and Such
  294. Herpes as Therapy
  295. Americans on the English
  296. More or less the greatest article you will ever read (coincidentally)
  297. Every Disney Movie Ever Made
  298. IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Founding of the Colonies
  299. Abduction
  300. Force Feeding Dragons
  301. Pregnancy
  302. IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Revolt
  303. IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Articles of Confederation
  304. 16 and Pregnant Spinoffs
  305. I have no faith in humanity
  306. I have no idea
  307. IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/War of 1813
  308. IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/The Bad Years
  309. Oh noes!!! There's AIDS in my salad!
  310. The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
  311. My Journey to a Journey Concert
  312. My Journey back in Time
  313. My Journey to Pluto
  314. My Journey to Uncyclopedia
  315. My Journey to a Galaxy Far, Far, Away
  316. Spontaneous Combustion
  317. A Philosophical Look at Illogicopedia
  318. Curiously I Step out of my Door
  319. IllogiMusic:The AIDS Song
  320. What the hell is going on with my chicken?
  321. Teaching Puppies Card Tricks
  322. Excuse me, is that a pencil in your afro
  323. Why?
  324. Thoughts While On a Roller Coaster
  325. Dyselxia
  326. Are You Offended Yet?
  327. A Thought on Homeless People
  328. Staring Blankly at My Computer Screen
  329. The End of the World
  330. The Word "Seldom" is seldom used in America
  331. Sick Day
  332. 6 Minutes (give or take) of Pure and Undisputed Awesomeness
  333. IllogiNews: Death is imminent, one study shows
  334. Om nom nom that's a NICE sammich you got there!
  335. Impregnate the Population
  336. IllogiMusic:Tonight (We're Making Babies)
  337. Cans of Corn for Children Who Aren't in Need
  338. Username Acrostics
  339. Naruto
  340. HowTo:Ghost Ride The Whip‎
  341. Forum:500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia
  342. Hey, you!
  343. The hobo down the street
  344. Wikia Ad
  345. Poop Conference
  346. IllogiSource: The Emancipation Proclamation
  347. Dat Baby Don't Look Like Me!
  348. One Way Out
  349. HowTo:Qualify for Your Murder to be called an Assassination
  350. Twitter'd: The Discovery of America
  351. IllogiNews: Massive Labor Strike Overwhels City
  352. From A to Z(ed) - Your Illogicopedia ABC's
  353. How I Lost Each of My Fingers
  354. Famous Last Words
  355. Deaf, Blind, Smelless, Touchless, and Tasteless - The Story of Thomas Edwards
  356. Prose Before Hoes
  357. Welcome to the Family
  358. If this article isn't featured I will chop my hand off
  359. Mauritania
  360. What to do when the ideas dry up
  361. It's a Cat
  362. NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL YOU ARE
  363. Live Evil
  364. The Crickets
  365. Nevermind that, Carlton, there's WORK to be done!
  366. Sitcom
  367. The Cinnamon Diaries (Volume One)
  368. GREENLIGHT IT!
  369. Nincompoopery
  370. Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)
  371. My life is average
  372. Nickels and Dimes
  373. Welcome Back
  374. Concentration Camps
  375. Liquid ass
  376. The Master of Disguise
  377. Traffic Jam
  378. Colonoscopy
  379. 10 Reasons Why R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" is the Greatest Song Ever Made
  380. Washington Redskins
  381. Kyrgyzstan
  382. When Push Comes To Shove
  383. Put the Lotion in the Basket
  384. Magical Colin Mochrie head
  385. Your Grandmother
  386. IllogiNews:Man Thinks Hard, Doesn't Remember Actor's Name
  387. Back to the Future
  388. Grandfather Clocks
  389. Switzerland
  390. Shart
  391. Biology
  392. 10 Reasons Why Science Isn't Real
  393. Glass Houses (and throwing stones)
  394. Top Ten Places to Die
  395. Practicality
  396. Excitement
  397. Fourth of July
  398. Defenestration
  399. Underwater basket weaving
  400. Table Tennis
  401. I'm Not Playing Around, Marcus
  402. Eyeglasses That are Not Glasses
  403. GOT EM
  404. HowTo:Get People To Like You
  405. AdBlock
  406. Feature-Bait
  407. 400
  408. HowTo:Get Your Friend to Join Illogicopedia
  409. Joey the Microphone
  410. IllogiNews:"World Cup didn't happen," says Argentina
  411. Bhutan
  412. Amnesia
  413. Liechtenstein
  414. Article Title
  415. Snapchat
  416. Dinner
  417. I Think I'll Create an Article Today
  418. Beach
  419. Disgust
  420. Law & Order Sound Effect Interrupting Important Things
  421. Macedonia
  422. Noble gas
  423. Friends (TV show)
  424. Cream of crouton
  425. Fatman
  426. Hoboistus
  427. I'm a Illogicopedian, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
  428. Marry Me!
  429. Moon ducks
  430. Never mind
  431. New Death
  432. Post WW1 Germany
  433. Sexting
  434. Telephone book
  435. This little pig
  436. Penis Envy
  437. Feature-Bate
  438. Uncyclo-tan
  439. Sourdough
  440. 100 Worst Situations to Get an Erection
  441. Democratic Party (United States)
  442. Hypocrisy
  443. Jay Z's 99 problems
  444. Things you can't buy at Walmart
  445. Things I hate about everyone
  446. Shopping list
  447. List of name variants
  448. Migraine
  449. Climate Change
  450. Myanmar
  451. Chicago
  452. Tweet
  453. Old
  454. Bagel, Mozambique
  455. Qatar
  456. Pimp
  457. HowTo:Avoid Falling Coconuts
  458. External lynx
  459. Bad joke guy
  460. Arizona Online Dating Success Dating
  461. Asploded
  462. Seven Deadly Sins
  463. Ebola
  464. Lorde Have Mercy
  465. Millard Feelmore
  466. Car
  467. 2011
  468. Uniform
  469. Christopher Walken
  470. Nazis Were People, Too
  471. Morse Nythology
  472. Ghana
  473. Hiroshito
  474. IllogiNews:Police Use Atomic Bomb Following Minor Robbery
  475. Art School - More Like Fart School
  476. Guys Named "Howie"
  477. Exceptionally Clean Public Bathrooms