User:Testostereich/b

All the articles I've written, partially written, and flung my faeces at vigorously enough for it to merit a contribution since I joined here, in the order the version closest to what you see now was written in, from beginning to start. Articles outlined in Bold are EPICs, online quote articles are in italics, and pickles are in green. The further back toward 2007 you go the more the likelihood of your eyes bleeding and your spleen rupturing through your chest cavity, so proceed at your own risk.

2007

Arche

Spatulation

Save the best for last

Gills

Double beret

Ways to self harm your ego

The gnomes plotting your death

How

Blondes

America
^{(Mass collaboration with bits added from errywhere, but especially Hindleyite)}
^{Featured 22/03/2010}

Uber

Out of gas

Tiddlywinks

The elusive toffee donut and how its capture led to disappointment. The thrill of the chase is now but a happy memory.

The Glass

Woman

The right way to prepare for a trip to the woods

Sword

Barry Scott
^{(Collaboration with MrMetalFLower)}
^{Featured 19/04/2007}

Arply

Dog Fight over Deaf Canyon

Calvary charge

Whale of a wife

Random hippy in vegas

Aym

The Rain of Dead Cats
^{(Helped Anotherpongo a long with it, but it as of yet unfinished)}

Where is my beverage?

Anime Quotes of brilliantness

The Paris Hilton Volcano

Egg Timers On Cocaine

Yoon

Ominous Crotch Stain (Oh no!)

Water
^{Featured 22/06/2007}

Mouse Trap
^{Winner of The Illogic Pickle 1.1}

Baby Mofo

Bogey Man

Jumbly

Cheese sandwich of doom

Fairytale Exposé
^{Featured 03/08/2007}

Apocalypse

Large Concrete Structure

Builders

HowTo:Edit Illogicopedia

The Candyman

Peesmell
^{Featured 07/09/2007}

England
^{(Almagamation of Hindleyite, Benedict Blade and myself)}

Martial Arts

The Ultimate Shotgun

IllogiNess Monster
^{Featured 27/06/2008}

IllogiNess Monastery

How I Became a Zombie

Ergust

Serpeniver

IllogiGame - The Predicament

Josh Reynolds

Early Morning Television
^{Featured 28/02/2008}

Poor Joke

Dumb

The Hex Factor

Octodest

Ernie

HowTo:Mysteriously Disappear

Behind The Hatred: Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious

Arche

Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey
^{Featured 22/01/2008}

Quotes of Excellence

Lab Safety

Getting kicked off MSN and why nerds are damm sexy

Dinner time

Resurrection

Novelniver

Epic Fail
^{(Collaboration with HelloolleH and some other people)}
^{Featured 22/11/2007}

Maths

Pokémon

ChanServ
^{Featured 22/11/2011}

THE Rock

Important Facts!

Jaws 17

Life Options
^{Featured 01/02/2008}

An MSN conversation with Jon and Duncan

Ditzimber

RAY
^{(MSN Collaboration with HelloolleH)}
^{Featured 12/02/2008}

Elf

IllogiNews:Allright, own up! Who did it?

2008

Jeremy

Grandma

Toilet *

That's Amore!

Freeze frame popcorn *

Das PussyVator *

Sheep

Mental image of some food *

Farbleum

Man

Patience

The Lion and The Witch in The Wardrobe *

Our thoughts on crap pressurizing chain emails

The Fantastically longwinded EPICly proportioned chronicles of the Bad Humdinger-ring, somewhat Phallic Doo-Clinkering Contraption of Custtard Man, 2: The Pointless yet very long Sequel. (Foreword by Tim Allen!)

Arche

Surprise sex. Err, I mean Quiz - Surprise Quiz

Penglish uprising *

Removing all content from page

The Important Mission *

Quote:Get Rich Quick

Arply

Follow My Instructions

Exam Rules

The Monster From Space!!

Guy

The Incredulous Adventures of Melvin Hamsterdan and the Amazing Copy-right Ironing Board

The Fresh Prince of Belair

Aym

Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's Bong

A Quick Burst of Prose, With Reference to the Mafia

Hey Mr. Taliban, please hand over Bin Laden

IllogiBook Story - Sleepy Time

Watt

Angry

The Conspiracy IllogiGame *

Parts of the Duck / Anti-Duck history page

- The Longwinded Quest IllogiGame

IllogiNews:There is officially no point crying over spilled milk

The Wikia Olympics *

Dearest Blog *

IllogiNews:Dinner's Ready

Yoon

Slightly Below Average Man *

HowTo:Play Rock Paper Scissors

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Digging A Hole *

Holy crap, Batman

Islam

Jumbly

IllogiNews:Government Agents lose 20ft Elephant on a train

111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Gay Tank

Quote:Bowel Weakness

Punnage

IllogiNews:Over to you Tom

Pfargtl

Stealnt

Quote:MSN Grammar

Intelligent Vandalism

Ergust

This little pig

illogiNews:Time For an IllogiNews Article

Serpeniver

Octodest

The Writing of a Classic Childrens Book

Punch wired *

IllogiNews:Soviet Cows deport IRC back to Eurasia

Dallas

Novelniver

Nightmare Before Christmas

Quote:Seppy the Pedo?

Night of the Screaming Monkeys *

The GCSE Curriculum

Imagination

Ditzimber

-

2009

Jeremy

Farbleum

A Mehpic in Conversation

A Dream Sequence Article

Arche

-

Arply

-

Aym

Marshmellow

Government Associated Swine Flu Prevention Techniques (By the time you've finished reading this you will probably have died)

IllogiNews:Testostereich claims he "woulda written an article if it wasn't for you meddling kids."

Sometimes, there is no point

Revision *

A Bar of Soap

The Gravy Train

The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership *

The Memoirs of a foetus

High-Spinning Wavey Machete Arms Hair Improvement Cream

Nothing but a G thang, baby

Garbage Water

IllogiNews:Hubble Telescope Used to Successfully Track Down Hindleyite's Brain Medication

IllogiNews:Malk is the new milk

R.I.P

IllogiNews:Illogicopedia prepares for mating season

Homer

HowTo:Get An Article Featured *

Yoon

Writing when you have no attention span orinterest in it‎

Jumbly

The Happy Go-Lucky Self Interest Group

Lube Nugget Versus The STI Scary Alleyway

The Wooden Condom

10 men went to mow

HowTo:Have a Relationship

The base for mental unhealth *

I Will Save You, Don't Worry

Mental Capacity

Freddikins

The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the Jamaican Nation

It came from the skies!

Cover Articles

Liver

Can't think of any ideas for red links

People do the Funniest Things! *

Ergust

-

Serpeniver

Premature Ejaculation Man

Octodest

Randy goes to Hollywood

Randy gets sexually frustrated

The Rapist

Stub *

Turtles

Gold

The Super Haunted Child Molesting Improvisation Lolbag Roflcopeter that probably may have scared people (and anaimals) with graphic displays of graphic genitalia, and may or may not contain images fit for those with a heart condition (2 hours)

Novelniver

Mammal

Alas, so is life

Caretaker User

Meaningful Conversation

I never get to collab with anyone

Glass

TasselHoff

Ditzimber

Beard Head

Jonny The Sleep Depraved Eskimo

Smoke Stacks

Nightmare Before Christmas

Penis Warts

2010

Jeremy

(Yawn)

Stereotype

Roy "Chubby" Brown

Why I just love the Holocaust *

Sex

Lebanon

Farbleum

Axe Murderers Anonymous

Arche

Camping

SAD

Arply

Allah-Kitten controversy

Aym

Stop The Tide! (Sand Castle Protection Society)

Debris

Must .. Kill .. Self

Childbirth

Did Somebody Say Asian Man?

Paedo Smoke

Yoon

Banana Gun

The Christian Wrestling Federation

Sex Hams

Token Edit:A Retrospective

Jumbly

Ergust

Hey, you dropped Something

Serpeniver

Wanking Chariot *

Fonchezzz Takes It In Questionable Orifices

Octodest

High School Massacre

Hangover

Novelniver

-

Ditzimber

-

2011

Jeremy

Farbleum

-

Arche

-

Arply

-

Aym

-

Yoon

-

Jumbly

-

Ergust

-

Serpeniver

-

Octodest

-

Novelniver

-

Ditzimber

IllogiNews:World ends 31/11/2011 to spite imagined 2012 doomsday believers

K Cider

2012

Jeremy

This house reeks of the stench of death

Threading the eye of a camel through a heroin needle

Farbleum

-

Arche

-

Arply

-

Aym

-

Yoon

-

Jumbly

-

Ergust

-

Serpeniver

-

Octodest

-

Novelniver

-

Ditzimber

-

2013

Jeremy

-

Farbleum

-

Arche

-

Arply

-

Aym

-

Yoon

-

Jumbly

-

Ergust

-

Serpeniver

-

Octodest

-

Novelniver

Middle Ages

Full-on Colon

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