User:XY007/Why I Should Be Banned

VOTE SOPHIA '16 ELECTION FOR THE ISM PARTY!1

In any case, here are 10 Reasons Why I Should Be Banned.

1. I'm vain. (The only reason this article escapes the Vanity template is because it's in my userspace.)
2. I create too few articles.
3. 90/10 rule. (talk page over writing, it's more like 20/25 rule.)
4. I spam people. (And images too.)
5. My username is obscure and a reflection of fandom.
6. I am bad at competitions.
7. I started my own party which opposes the Parliament.
8. I have an account on Uncyc.
9. I often parody things made by other people (the IllogiBusiness thing and the Double Venti page overlap with reason 8.)
10. I can't even think of a 10th reason.