User talk:Bible Basher

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Hello.
Quite a powerful verse you got on your userpage.
As unfortunate as this seems (since the world is ending and religious degradation is at an all-time high), we will have to ask that you do not preach to us aspects of your faith. I am familiar with what is foretold in the book of Revelation, and I am unfortunately being forced to conform to such standards.
Yes, this is your friend Satan speaking to you, trying to prevent you from spreading your word and saving the souls that could be spared from eternal punishment and the tribulation.

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2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:06, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)


Begone, foul demon! In the name of Jesus, I command that you leave this host, right now!

Only joking, I am a Bible Basher, but I'm not a paranoid nut who believes that demons cause everything.

Bible Basher.

PS, there should be a auto-sign thing, or something.

You want to sign? Just type ~~~~ and there's your signature.
2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:12, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Why, thank you. Let me see if this works...it does not. You will soon be whimpering as I make better use of the One Holy Word of God: The Bible.

Unfortunately, we cannot allow the spreading of the Word of God nor the Epistles of Paul to be thrown around here in Illogicopedia. Political correctness and stuff, y'know? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:17, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

The whole world seems to be far too PC these days, the SJWs have won. The Bible shall be my guide though this harrowing time, and soon enough the whole world shall be swept up in the Rapture. I'm not just some Bible nut, honest.

Rapture? You mean that underwater city? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 20:51, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
No. The Rapture is a supposed event in the Book of Revelation when Jesus Christ will appear in the skies and call all of His people on Earth (both living and dead) to join him in Heaven so that they may be spared from the events of the second half of the Great Tribulation, a time of intense war, famine, disease, drought, suffering, and death that will last for 3 1/2 years. After those 3 1/2 years, Christ will appear again and fight with his army against the Antichrist's army in the Battle of Armageddon. This "Antichrist" is supposed to be a person in the future who will rule the world for seven years. The first half of his rule will bring about legitimate world peace, one global currency, one religion; the true golden age of the human race. The second half is when the Antichrist betrays the world and brings about the events I had just described.
It actually is kind of scary. Some of the prophecies stated are actually coming true in real life, like the joining of twelve kingdoms. These twelve kingdoms were twelve countries in Europe joining mainly under one currency: the Euro. Scarier was the prophecy of Israel once again becoming a nation, which happened after WWII and the Holocaust.
What have I done
71.108.114.23 22:36, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
My bibble told me that I couldn't take pictures of monkey penises. I threw my bibble out because I don't need no one telling me how to do the living. If I want to dang take pictures of a dang primate's dingle, that's my God given right or yeah!--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 22:44, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
I was obviously thinking of BioShock. Also, what Fonch? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:54, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
Pretty ironic of you to say "God given right." 71.108.114.23 00:21, 13 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

God had boobies[edit source]

Early statuary predating monotheism depicts goddesses. <Third order predicate chicken logic> Therefore, God is a woman, and has boobies. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 06:52, 13 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

My soul was repossessed, so don't bother proselytizing in my direction[edit source]

“I have always admired the British”

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As a double apostate, I am experienced in the ways of the proselytizers, and will unleash a can of spiritual whip-ass if need be. Scratch that... I will simply ignore it. However, if done in the spirit of humor, I may pick up the gauntlet and make some sacreligious remarks... or rant about my dog. Or order carpets for the upstairs. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 06:52, 13 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)