User talk:Breckan
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Nice to see some new blood! (Er ... I mean ... assuming you've got some, right?) And glad to hear you like the site!
The Welcome Wagon is supposed to come around and toss you some goodies and a pat on the back and read you The Rules but they seem to be off doing something else just now so I thought I'd come by and check out your campsite and see if you'd left any small valuable items lying around loose.
I'd put the Big Rectangle of Welcomingness on your page here but I'm not sure where we keep it. Snarglefoop (talk) 22:42, 16 Aym 2018 (UTC)
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Kinda feels like there's always a chance of a remotely isolated and pixelated fergimblagimnaggempakk (crack) dissipating when caught in the sights of a bloodthirsty calamine bottle that was left for dead when it refused to prostrate before the depths of V'vaotoo's cockatoo's table for two.
I struggle with portraits. One minute you feel like you capture the beauty and essence of visceral chaos and carnage, and the next moment, there's a manic rapporteur complaining incessantly in regards to the number of bubbles in the froth of his Guinness! He stops and makes guttural sounds reminiscent of a gorgoroth on gorguts from a borknagar-infested xasthur from either panopticon or satyricon. Curse you, Iscariot!
Also, here are these welcoming templates, courtesy of some jerk in Lithuania.
So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":
The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.
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Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):
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You seem to have entered illogicopedia.... If you are a hard working buisness man/guy who wears a suit and tie to work.... go away, you aren't welcome. BUT, if you wear your tie on backwards and sing songs about pancakes in the shower, you have come to the right place my friend. So, if you are the latter here is some info you might want to know before going any further.
Good luck... For specific questions ask a sysop |
Oi, you over there! Oh noes, here are me armed with welcome template This place is called " Now, look at these pages, they are useful.
Any questions? Ask me on my talk page or if it's an admin related issue, talk to one of the people here. Well, I'm lazy so that's it. Go do something cool, random, funny etc.
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Oof. That's quite a mess up there. Do mind the bananas, sir. They tend to eye you suspiciously. Eagerly.