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Or should XY114 welcome you? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 22:50, 10 Aym 2016 (UTC)

tsnanks Cg098 (talk) 06:19, 11 Aym 2016 (UTC)
I am XY007, not that guy. Incidentally misnaming. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 04:20, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Sorry, was confused. It was totally unintentional. Cg098 (talk) 04:23, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
XY007 and 2+2=5 (me) both contain numbers. I told you numbers can be disorienting, especially in an article.
Anyway, I'm a pressure cooker of Heisenberg hats. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:27, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Precisely. I am finding that from direct experience and also the need for speed. Cg098 (talk) 04:31, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Littenism. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 06:01, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
A cult revolving around that feline Pokemon!? I thought there was already one revolving around that blue aquatic Pokemon with a spiky shell. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 06:09, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Not that I know of, Omanyte's shell is smooth, but that's old news! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 06:10, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Am I being recruited? Cg098 (talk) 18:22, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
If Litten's your favourite, then yes. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 06:06, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Litten is obviously the best. Cg098 (talk) 21:07, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Cake! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 22:52, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Littenist-Flag.png
Don't we have enough Satanic cults followings of figures here on Illogia, particularly one that we may have forgotten about? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:32, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Maybe. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 02:23, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Whoa! Did I get sucked in to some kind of cult war? Cg098 (talk) 02:41, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Yes! In fact, Illogicopedia is a massive cult war in of itself! Now go vote for an amazing article to be featured! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:21, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Come on 2+2=5! That's canvassing! Cg098 (talk) 04:48, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Like the thing Jim put on his roof? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 22:47, 30 Aym 2016 (UTC) 2+2=5: Oh, you meant Lapras? I see.
Similar, but imagine he put it on every visible roof in the neighbourhood. Cg098 (talk) 03:00, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Then the council will take 2+2=5's vote down, won't they?! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,892 and counting!) 04:56, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)
It doesn't look like they're counting his vote, but for a different reason I guess? Cg098 (talk) 05:19, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Yes, a different reason entirely! Oh the hue-manatee! If only I had realized that one cannot nominate one's won article for the sake of glory!
Anyway, we're gonna be having a massive cult ceremony called IllogiGames:Big Brrother 2017. WOuld you care to offer your tithes and intestinal sacrifices to User:XY007 in this marvelous annual event? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:06, 2 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I'm just crazy enough to think that might be fun. Cg098 (talk) 23:52, 2 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:56, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

It's an honor. Cg098 (talk) 01:55, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I am pleased you feel that way. I wanted to let the other kids in the sandbox know I appreciate y'all. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:17, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Invitation[edit]

We are proud to invite you to join ILeague, you can request your registration or sign your membership in the list of members (if you are not Brazilian, please include in the list of non-Brazilian members) Thank you in advance! Illogico! Illogically? 01:54, 23 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You are rocker? Or crazy[edit]

Subscribe: First Rock in Rioo! Illogico! Illogically? 22:39, 1 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Yes Cg089 (talk) 01:31, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

...for reverting my user page. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 14:38, 22 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit]

My name, no! My edits, yes! Cg089 (talk) 00:46, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Am interested. Please tell me more. Cg098 (talk) 00:51, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
He's a Louis LOL sockpuppet. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:55, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

No, I'm not sockpuppet, just invited. Cg089 (talk) 00:57, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invited? From Brazil? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:00, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Yes

User Cg089[edit]

I began a conversation with this guy on his talk page. I blanked his user page and explained this and other things I felt he needed to know. Thanks for your patience with me in getting to it, and for the enlightened way you've dealt with this problem. Cheers.LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 06:37, 26 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Oh. I don't think I'm very enlightened. In Ingress, je suis résistance. Cg098 (talk) 02:16, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Moi aussi. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:21, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
What level are you? Cg098 (talk) 02:31, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
7, I think, or maybe 9. I quit after a while, because nobody was interested in it. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:34, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I'm 3. Cg098 (talk) 02:47, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
When did you start? I started after the release on iOS. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:54, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Shortly after Pokemon Go was released, but I didn't play a lot over the winter (because it was kind of cold) or spring (because my allergies lasted a lot longer than normal). Cg098 (talk) 23:46, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I'm glad that Pokemon Go attracted people back to the technology's origin. In addition, had Go been released in December, would it have been as popular? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:55, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)

hi[edit]

Oi como estás?--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 10:31, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Howdy. Cg098 (talk) 23:46, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Mas que mania de falar português em momentos aleatórios, o que é isso? Illogico! Illogically? 23:40, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Eu não tenho ideia.--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 01:50, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Eu sou ilogicamente ilógico, você é o que? Um gato peludo? Se és um gato, eu sou um cachorro prestes a te devorar. Só que não. Tenha uma boa madrugada, ops, esqueci que vocês são mais atrasados com fusos horário diferentes, que bom, Brasil é SHOW! #ForaCorruptos!Illogico! Illogically? 02:00, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Seu meio-dia aqui. Também você pode até esperar para o show?--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 02:09, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Tradutor... Olha alguém aqui.... Não!!! Estou falando palavras aleatória e sem sentido! Illogico! Illogically? 02:12, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Google translate não vai funcionar em português !!! Me ajude a traduzir as coisas !! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
02:13, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

First: In portuguese, no is "Translate", is "Tradutor" Illogico! Illogically? 02:21, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I know, it's just Google Translate treats Google Translate as a pronoun. not an ordinary noun. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
02:22, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Uma mania? Sim, bem-vindo ao Illogicopedia. Cg098 (talk) 18:45, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit]

Hello friend! I love you! Illogicobot (talk) 01:46, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Um, hi. Cg098 (talk) 01:58, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Oh! My bot love Cg098? Illogico! Illogically? 02:08, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Are you behind this? Cg098 (talk) 02:29, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Yes! Illogico! Illogically? 02:36, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
The bot's for vandalism reversion, isn't it? What's it doing on talk pages? Cg098 (talk) 02:42, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Also, are you familiar with Jon Bellion? Cg098 (talk) 04:46, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Are you asking yourself a question? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:00, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
That was intended for Illogico. Cg098 (talk) 05:11, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Then why not put it on Illogico's talk page? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:13, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Because it's more relevant to this conversation. Cg098 (talk) 21:11, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Right. I quit. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:27, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I'm in too deep. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 17:35, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit]

You are new member of the IP:LBE! I love! Illogico! Illogically? 03:11, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)

That's a pleasant surprise. My dues are in the mail. Cg098 (talk) 00:08, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)

...[edit]

You have patroller? Illogico! Illogically? 00:48, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Is that like a patrol boat? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:17, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I think so. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:26, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Hm. I wonder what the S stands for. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:31, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
The S in what? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:36, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
The S in the heading that is written in Morse code. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:16, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
If the equals signs are dashes, then it's MSM, and probably stands for Magic Sockpuppet Machine (what Louis LOL is using). XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:59, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I like boats, big boats! CG089 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:48, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Cease with your sockpuppetry, Brazilian Cg089. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:50, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Não sei... Crio ooutra conta, tipo "XY015", "Fuck KJU", "Abacate", "Vou comer batata frita", "Eu amo Coca-cola"? CG089 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:59, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Cease and desist. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:34, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

SODA POP[edit]

SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP SODA POP

eh? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:16, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Hello, Cg098. Please let me know if you have any questions, by leaving me a message on my talk page. Anyways, thanks for your your recent changes. I thank you for that! Royalbroil 00:59, 20 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I hope you can make useful edits too. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 00:53, 21 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Banned Ivo6[edit]

Thanks for the heads up. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:51, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

No problem. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:32, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

I wholeheartedly resent the admins now.[edit]

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED THEM!? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:50, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

In the f______g toilet. danny!Text 21:13, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
No wonder they're unreachable on IRC. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:17, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
At least Discord has notification and email features. I don't know about IRC, because I don't use it. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:02, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Let's start a mutiny. It wouldn't solve anything, but it should be fun. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:56, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
  • This site is dead, y'all. Gone were the days when this site was relevant, I'm sure you all love it, but if isn't policeable, and outside world interest is null, I'd ponder about shutting this place down, mothballing it, more like -- keeping what we have as an interesting archive of human creativity, but we'd be spamless, Ivoless, and ...less. We are not relevant in 2017. You can go get your user submitted humour from places on Facebook; Political Chart Memes or whatever. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 06:41, 9 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
I wouldn't say the site's completely unpoliceable. Unfortunately, there's not much we can do about the outside world interest. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 15:04, 9 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Archive your talk page, please[edit]

It is freaking annoying me.

I have my own arbitrary way to decide when to archive my talk page. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:56, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Heads up[edit]

Ivo has set up an account called User:Ovi. He hasn't done anything yet, but I suspect that he created it to be used later on so he can strike when no one is around. Or, it could just be his attempt at setting up a decoy, which wouldn't work nonetheless. Just be high on alert on Recent Changes whenever you see anything being done by that account. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:41, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

CSI:Miami is gory.[edit]

You used to be a bit more active. School? Cool? Drool? Fool? Pool? Ghoul? Joule? Rule? Stool? Tool? Wool? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:44, 20 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Probably not. Does the CSI thing have anything to do with this? I'm not exactly seeing a connection. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:54, 20 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)
No connections whatsoever. What, I can't be random? Anyway, I was just observing your decline in activity. I had a dream last night that my inbox got spammed with notifications from Illogicopedia because a vandal had struck. This is probably the third time this has happened to me. Adminship... 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:30, 21 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)
Sorry about the dreams. Those can really mess with you. When I was in college, I had this reoccuring dream about being enrolled in a statstics course I had forgotten about. About the randomness, of course you have every right to be, and I half expected it to be just that, but there was something about it that made me uneasy. Maybe a reverse Freudian slip or something (not sure exactly what I mean by that). I knew a girl who moved to Miami a couple years ago. To get back on topic, I'm not even sure if I am less active. There was probably some point where I was more active on Wednesdays, but less active on Thursdays. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:54, 21 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit]

Yes, it may have been two days late, but it came through anyway: Cg098, you have won the award for Illogicopedia of teh Month! Enjoy your invisible year's supply of cheese, new Rollback rights, and a trophy for IOTM. Simply type {{IOTM}} at the bottom of your user page and the trophy will appear on your user page.

Enjoi m8! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:34, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Also, I must ask: In order to accurately fill out the IOTM archive, what country do you reside in? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:47, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)
I live in the United States of America. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:56, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)
O ya, thx for de code n stuff. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:32, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Re:Leonidshok[edit]

There's probably a low chane if it being a Danny sock, but I'll take your concern into consideration. Also, the link isn't anything bad at all. 47.139.14.2 04:05, 12 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

It may not be an actual sock, and I'll try to do a better job of warning him if he makes any more problematic edits. About the link, that's only if you don't have epilepsy. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:20, 12 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Random word templates[edit]

I like the idea of making them put pages in a category, but unfortunately it causes them to not work in section headers and tooltips, so I undid your edits. Sorry about that. Thought I should let you know.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 00:14, 7 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

You did the right thing. I did a thing that broke a lot of pages. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:05, 7 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Hello[edit]

Hello, how long! Illogico! Illogically? 21:31, 25 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Will I slide separate my side CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:20, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
I DON'T XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:24, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
I don't believe it's bad. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:39, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

looks like we opened another can of worms here[edit]

XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:43, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

I don't think it's irreversible. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 16:26, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)