User talk:Ginonater

Hey Ginonater. Wazzup? --T3 06:36, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

not much, teach me to make an article ;D--Ginonater 06:39, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Okay. --T3 06:39, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

vaGinonater I exist! 06:55, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

OMFG

Hai. I believe you are due a welcoming template. I don't know if I need to bother, as the admins usually do but, hey.

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Make yourself at home. Thats your dog, right?--Ben ^Blade 09:09, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Vilkommen

Admins tend not to use welcome templates, but here comes another!

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Pheww, that was close. Testostereich • (ballsack) 09:22, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Ummm....

Answer me. --T3 21:45, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Ah yes, a new user who looks promising. Nice to have you around, hope you stay, etc. etc. —rms talk 22:15, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Aluminum Bárons²

Your sig

Now I made it so you don't need to put hyphens before it. Check it: vaGinonater I exist!. --T3 23:01, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Bah

Hidden Page Award Mr. Readmesoon is giving you this award for finding his infamous hidden page.

You cheated. —rms talk 14:57, 20 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I don't even think he knows how to check his talk page, haha. Well thankfully he's coming to my house today and will be here in... *checks nonexistent watch* about 15-25 minutes. I'll show him how to put it on, :D. --T3 15:33, 20 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Way better than texting, yes? Anyhow, I have a friend coming over, but I'm going to do better things then ?pedia with him... and he's black. How awesome! —rms talk 15:36, 20 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Did you really have to point that out? Well you can play basketball, have some watermelons as a snack. Finish dinner with some Fried Chicken and watch some Spike Lee movies. SECTION CROSSED OUT FOR RACIAL STEREOTYPES. XD. --T3 15:38, 20 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Which reminds me, he is the least "black" black person I know. By that I mean he is only mediocre at basketball, can't run very fast, isn't good at football, isn't good at lying, he's sort of clumsy.... yeah. I'm more black than he is. —rms talk 15:40, 20 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey RMS, can I get you a grape soda or anything of that nature? Don't go into a frenzy......................Lol -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 15:15, 29 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Could you... ya know... edit? Or are you an eight hit wonder? --T3 21:08, 28 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Your ex was a eight hit wonder--Ben ^Blade 21:09, 28 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I was leaving a message for my friend and you have to make your self look like a douche. --T3 21:20, 28 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Thats my job. Give meh monneh--Ben ^Blade 21:24, 28 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

For NOT Quitting Illogicopedia-ish. I dunno.

T3canolis would like you give you a hearty "Screw you" and a friendly gesture. Cheers!

--T3 00:23, 29 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Okay, so you're not actually quitting... Edit GODDAMMIT! :P --T3 00:47, 29 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

EH! OH! EHHH!!!!

WAZZUP?

Maik moar artikulz. --T3 16:15, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Shaddap yank

If it wuzn't for us you would all be indians--Ben ^Blade 23:09, 27 Arche 2010 (UTC)

I see your bear has no testicles.--Ben ^Blade 09:57, 28 Arche 2010 (UTC)

You suck

Mhm. --T3 06:56, 3 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Warning

Okay, so if you object to testes doing whatever he did, that's one thing. You should make a forum saying "I object to what Testes did, I think it violates site policy." The way to make a point is to constructively talk about it, not to start blanking peices of the main page. That's just destructive and will only piss people off to create drama. If you want to constructively talk about admin conduct, we can do that. Make a forum for it. But if you continue vandalizing, I will ban you. Cheers! --THE 15:47, 4 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Hey

From what I gather, unless my amazing forum reply gave you a mass change of heart (read it - t'is awsum) you're not overly happy with me right now. The thing is, I really can't do whatever i want without avoiding the consequences. The reason I got away with unblocking myself is because it was a recognized by the admin as pretty funny, and most importantly a one off. Had I kept posting it up there, or started blanking pages etc I'd have been blocked and de-opped withib minutes, most likely permanently. If you think I'm breaking site policy, or being a giant power-wielding maniac just call me out on it, I'm pretty insecure so I'll probably crumble. The wrong approach is vandalizing the wiki in protest, not helpful at all. So yeah, see my reply, read digest, forgive, be awsum and whey. Nice one. Testostereich • (ballsack) 03:20, 5 Arply 2010 (UTC)