User talk:Illogico

From Illogicopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Your attention please, while this announcement is going through place, you have been inducted into a secret society.

This secret society is called Illogicopedia. It is home to humans, minks and a variety of other races.

  • We don't like vandals, nor sandals. We do however like refugees from Uncyclopedia. Talk about it somewhere.
    ATT 20105.jpg
  • Help is over here: -> here.
  • Enjoy the site, that's the thing. But look at our policy first.
  • Cheese it now.
  • Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star, which is cool indeed.
  • You could even get a cool IOTM award!
  • In the end that's it. Enjoy it! Illogicopedia is here. Also, save your breath for reading The Longest Article.

Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,856 and counting!) 06:43, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Jerry got shipped to planet Squanch[edit]

Birdpersons wedding invitation got us into this mess. My advice is to be polite to the space aliens here, but don't get involved in their lives. We've had users become alcoholics. Some just sit there in the corner, biting the heads off whippets. Just be careful. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 07:02, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

ONE OF US.[edit]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

...you still here?

Good. I think you'll fit in fine. felis lupis (talk) 15:59, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

FREJJ MEEEEEEEAAAAAT!!!!!![edit]

NNNNNNNNNNYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YERR FLEJJ EZZ STILL RED AN WARM!
Oh, wonderful. I let my Cannibal Corpse out of her cage for literally twenty-two milliseconds to give her a breather and she's already endangering the physical well-being of a newcom-
YERR BRENZ AN LIVVR ARR MYNE!
Gimme a minute, will you? *ahem* GET IN THE FOCKEN BAG NEBBY!!! Ugh, saying that always messes *agh* up my throat. Ought to drink some tea afterward. I also must advise that there will be the occasional flapping of Cthulhu's wings overhead. When you freaking hear that, pretend your hands are invertebrate sea creatures and that your head is a crabapple. We clear? Apparently not.

I continually wonder why there seems to be a shadow lurking around every corner that has a figure disturbingly similar to Bcbkye's here at Illogicopedia. I cannot provide a solid explanation for those dark red stains that are all over the massive golden altar we have in the back (for some weird reason it tends to smell like rotting flesh as well). I couldn't even begin to put a finger on why there's a massive, green, glowing, radioactive, and gelatinous mass that comes by here on Thursdays when we serve hyena meat to our inhabitants. Nor could I try to comprehend the fact that there seems to be a massive sinkhole beneath our feet that, according to the Werewolves, is a portal to Russia (more specifically, the Kremlin itself). Nonetheless, there will always be a bad case of Diabetic EbolAIDS Canceritis here in _ll_g_c_p_d__ (Ludicrously Lop-sided and Gentrified Czechoslovakian Purveyors of Depravity), so unless you think that botched vaccines are a thing of Scandinavian antiquity, you can rest assured that there will not be a single duck in sight that could help you with choosing a gift for your philtrum.

What? No! I don't know where that sulfuric acid came from - oh, wait... That might've come from the ceiling. See how it has an ominous orange glow? Anyway, we'll get you a new face for you in no time (actually, that's a lie; our surgeons are too disorderly and incompetent to even pick up a scalpel and carve a jack-o-lantern), but in the meantime, Welcome to The 187,473,066th Wonder of the Obscurest Parts of the Immediately-Accessible Internet, otherwise known around here as A Hell for the Politically Challenged and Illogicopedia. We hope you stay, primarily due to our dropping metabolic rates. Just don't trip over those bananas over there, those are Seppy's.

I am mandated to deliver these blue and yellow monstrosities to you, courtesy of some jerk in Bosnia-Herzegovina.

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":

  • Our beginner's guide is here
  • If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis
  • A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here
  • Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE
  • Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC

The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn.

So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.

~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee

“NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.”

~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members
Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):

  • If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal.
    Duck patrol2.JPG
  • If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here.
  • If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv.
  • Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc.
  • Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops.
  • If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart.
  • If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys.
  • If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party.
  • When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom.
  • Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

If you have any questions, ask me or any other ghostly apparition that you encounter. It would also be best to avoid the waffles we have in our freezer (it's not an actual freezer; one of our jokers built a door that leads straight to Iceland). Those waffles... Let's just say they're the Stranger Things that this place has to offer.

This message was not brought to you by an actual human behind a computer, because that would be blatantly illogical. We look forward to your next article. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:51, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Big Brrother 2017[edit]

Join our annual Orwellian reality-TV inspired competition. Here. Cg098 (talk) 19:12, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Ok! Illogico! Illogically? 20:02, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Oi amigo[edit]

Criei conta, tu já estas dormindo? Bem, recadinho, amanhã tem festinha? Louis LOL (talk) 04:37, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)

A festinha foi boa... Louis LOL (talk) 22:30, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Sim! '''[[User:Louis LOL|Louis]], the crazy [[User talk:Louis LOL|LOL]]''' (talk) 22:43, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Ok!Illogico! Illogically? 22:50, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

For welcoming me as an honorary member of the Brazilian League. I have a fascination with other cultures and societies, among other things. I've had casual acquaintances from Brazil 🇧🇷, but the closest to a friend is my neighbor, who's from the Azores. Not very close. I am now psyched about my new friends, and sharing through illogic. You will find I can be unreliable, but less so now. I have too much fun here to stay away very long. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:30, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:55, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Luis is on probation[edit]

No one should te talking on his sock user page except me, and I will do that to tell him whether or not he can stay. I told him very clearly not to post anything on this wiki unless I personally told him it was ok, and he's violated that. Do not encourage him. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 01:03, 2 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Le:Wel.com![edit]

Sausage.png
YOU GOT MAIL which is a sausageIllogico at... Lol's talk page.

Hello Brother[edit]

Good day? My Surprise no Is You! (talk) 03:08, 6 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invitation[edit]

OK? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:25, 16 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Luis[edit]

Please tell him to stop creating sock puppets. He's too young and immature to be here. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:20, 16 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Louis? No is possible Illogico! Illogically? 16:45, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)

You know what, i know you are not a n00b...[edit]

But I'll just give this list.

This list's site will help you gain reputation.

But remember! don't act like your cousin!

Anyway, and don't forget to add weird articles.

That's the best way to get noticed.

Recommendation. no need to go to all of them.

Okay, for real now.[edit]

My recommendations are listed bold.

Mr. Sacha[edit]

I doubt he's a MySurpriseIsYou! sockpuppet, 'cause he seems to have a better grasp of English than any of the Brazilian users. I think he was joking when he said so on his talk page. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:51, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Nah, It happened before you join. Mr. Sacha is a person who likes to act like a Sockpuppet. but he is not a sock. he created a forum called Forum:Puppet, so... That dude Incruted him to write an article with him. lolTP
C
02:03, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Wait, you are XY. that means you are meaning for real? I thought you are ICTTD[1]. lolTP
C
02:06, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait. can you IP-check them? lolTP
C
02:07, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Mr. Sacha isn't me, he's someone else, but not a sockpuppet, just a parody of one. What's ICTTD? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:08, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I know, I meant You are grasping this situation correctly, and you genuinely thinks he's a MySurpriseIsYou! sockpuppet?, and ICTTD is I cat tall the dark. since he joined after Mr.Sacha's active times, I thought this comment was his. but it was yours. lolTP
C
02:12, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
MySurpriseIsYou! He is my brother, I know him very well. Illogico! Illogically? 03:14, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I'm not a sockpuppet of any user that joined recently. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:32, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
? I hope he does not come back with puppets. Or I will increase the ban. Illogico! Illogically? 03:37, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Mr. Sacha is pretending to be a sockpuppet. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:39, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
We are not talking about Louis LOL. waaaait. is MySurpriseIsYou! someone that we know? lolTP
C
03:41, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Wow, my brother already confessed his act and still doubt that is not sock? Same thing 2 + 2 = 5 cheating the Louis LOL blocking vote using a puppet. Illogico! Illogically? 03:43, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I don't know anything about 2 + 2 = 5, or his use of a sock puppet to somehow sway us to ban Luis, and I think if you're going to accuse an active user of something, be clear about it and back it up with evidence. Luis was banned because he was a problem, I was the only active admin and I wanted him banned. I sought everybody's opinions, in case my reasoning was flawed, or perhaps I'd overlooked something, but no one else had input after I'd made up my mind. Cg098 said below that Illogicopedia is not a democracy' unfortunately a truly democratic wiki would crumble under the weight of politics. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 08:32, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
But 2+2=5's sock use was for the good. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:45, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Wait, lemme get this clear. Illogico, what is you brother's sock name? lolTP
C
03:48, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

MySurpriseIsYou will be serving its 1 day ban. And when you return you will spend 3 days doing community services Illogico! Illogically? 03:50, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC) Lucas Illogico! Illogically? 03:51, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Illogicopedia isn't a democracy. I'd say it's more of an enlightened despotism. Cg098 (talk) 00:02, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I got it clear[edit]

Lemme explain it so everyone can understand.

Mr. Sacha IS MSIY[2].

According to his brother, Illogico.

lolTP
C
03:54, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Well, that's OK. As long as he doesn't use it for vandalism. I was just a bit skeptical because he seems to know English better than most of the invaders. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:08, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Invaders? lolTP
C
05:28, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I use that term to describe our Brazilian users, as they arrived in a wave, so it was the Brazilian Invasion of Illogicopedia. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 12:01, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Huh, so it's good invasion. well, partially[3]. lolTP
C
12:02, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

References[edit]

Hey[edit]

Sausage.png
YOU GOT MAIL which is a sausageIllogico at... Lol's talk page.

“Uhh... you shold list an article in IP:RAD that is Not created by you, but you improved the article. a lot. ”

~ lolTP
C
04:19, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hi![edit]

can you tell me What's your user name? no not Illogico, I mean your Username at Malucopedia. just curious. lolTP
C
05:55, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I have no account on Malucopédia. Louis LOL has, the

name is BigMasterCrazy Illogico! Illogically? 13:12, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Oh, thx. lolTP
C
13:21, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Do you know Cg089 aka Carlos? lolTP
C
13:31, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Yes, it is a neighbor of mine (and neighbor of Louis LOL/Luis), the two are well "friends", why? Illogico! Illogically? 23:18, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Well, now that makes sense. thanks for answering me. much appreciate. thanks again. lolTP
C
01:59, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
If you wanna know why, check IP:POST. lolTP
C
01:59, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Thsnks[edit]

For cleaning some of Recordance's mess. You are a superior bat gorilla. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:10, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Oh Gruntled! I am superior bat gorilla! Illogico! Illogically? 03:15, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Dove cat Bat fuck. lolTP
C
03:20, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
lol... You are new rollback? Illogico! Illogically? 03:24, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Yes. I can now go through pplz. lolTP
C
03:28, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
I wanted to be a rollback, what are the minimum requirements? Illogico! Illogically? 03:33, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
You have to win IOTM. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:45, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
What IOTM? Illogico! Illogically? 16:27, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Forum:Illogicopedian of the Month. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:56, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Rollback... Rollback... :_(

Why is your cousin awake at 3:45AM? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:48, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Wait, Louis LOL went here when I'm studying? aww man! I wanted to use this ghost thingy. this is kinde like just normal user. lolTP
C
08:20, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Right. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 08:22, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Welp, next time man, negst timmeh.. lolTP
C
08:23, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
???? Illogico! Illogically? 15:00, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

A message[edit]

I suggest you talk to Louis LOL and the family in real life, so that you can talk to each other about it. I'm sure then he'd understand. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:58, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Yeah! Illogico! Illogically? 02:14, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Once again your little cousin is causing trouble. He seems to think if he keeps coming around, we'll give up and let him come back. That won't happen. He's pissed off too many people too often. Please do what you can to make him go away. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 10:46, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Okay people! Illogico! Illogically? 19:58, 6 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Filter help[edit]

Hey, maybe I should create a project/help page about getting filtered by illogicobot, I'm asking you, because after all, you made illogicobot. Hang on, I'll go create a forum about this.--Mah gamemah other gameNoot noot!.png foodies - - - > Foodies.jpgimijursVANDALISM!

09:19, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Hummm... Illogico! Illogically? 13:19, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)

sosij[edit]

Sausage.png
YOU GOT MAIL which is a sausageIllogico at... Forum:New help page?.

K. Yus?--Mah gamemah other gameNoot noot!.png foodies - - - > Foodies.jpgimijursVANDALISM!

I love you, cat tall and dark! Illogico! Illogically? 13:23, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)
uhhh...Mah gamemah other gameNoot noot!.png foodies - - - > Foodies.jpgimijursVANDALISM!


dude[edit]

wake up lolTP
C
06:16, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Hey. (Horses eat that.)[edit]

Aim ann alt account ov icattallthedark, ahnd Ai hav changed wais. I'm noht a vahndaal (anymore). See Diis article tat Ai mehd to see how mahch I've changed. Ahnd my nem is Daniel. DAN (BLAH) 22:35, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

You're really cutting it close with endless horse. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 00:08, 10 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
kan u halp meh? a lahst meh bahllewn. DAN (BLAH) 06:43, 28 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Now that you're back...[edit]

Do you have any plans for articles? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:30, 6 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Please explain[edit]

http://en.illogicopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Forum:Give_me_just_a_second...&curid=44137&diff=269042&oldid=269030 XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:08, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)