User talk:Louis Bol

But the question is: can we trust you???

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We're all suspicious. 18:31, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

I am Caleb, I live in France, why do you think you can not trust me? My level of English is low, I lived for 2 months in the United States, and I went to France for financial reasons, any problem? Louis Bol (talk) 18:37, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

There has been a vandal that shares your name: "Louis." He is from Brazil, and he also has a low level of English. That is why we are suspicious. 18:40, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

I'm Caleb, "Louis" is my neighbor's name, I'm impressing his cows. Louis Bol (talk) 18:43, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Normally, Illogicopedia likes to welcome newcomers, but because of a recent wave of vandalism that has hit us, we have had to remain vigilant because of the vandal I mentioned before and the other one that you were just trying to fight off a few moments ago. Please do not take my message as a sign of not wanting you here, but I also want you to understand why I told you the messages above. As long as you make meaningful and illogical contributions to our website, alongside a willingness to fight vandals, then you are certainly more than welcome here. 18:46, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

8) Louis Bol (talk) 18:48, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

So what part of France are you living in at the moment? I'm asking so I can calculate the time differences. I'm from Los Angeles, which is in the west part of America. 18:50, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC) I have to visit my grandmother, see you later. Louis Bol (talk) 18:51, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

I live in Ajaccio, in Corsega, I have to leave. Louis Bol (talk) 18:57, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Bols?

Did you say Bols? Perhaps you said balls? Were you talking about Benoît Balls? (kaizum me) 14:45, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Warning

If you are here in good faith, and are in fact somebody from France, as opposed to a meatpuppet from Brazil, then I believe you should change your username. So far it has only caused confusion. If you do not make a new account with an original username, you risk getting blocked. This is a message from the Adminic Department, XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:04, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)