User talk:Mr. Sacha

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Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,856 and counting!) 22:19, 5 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invitation[edit]

I'm a MySurpriseIsYou! sockpuppet! Sock (Come here to complain about your puppet) 14:17, 11 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Job for you[edit]

Hi, dear slave! This is an order, create 10 articles to win a whipped back, and if you do not, I'll put you in a microwave and I'll call it for 30 minutes... My Surprise no Is You! (talk) 03:52, 12 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Yes sir, please treat me well... And do not put me in a cage full of lions and do not throw me in the fireplace... You make me suffer every day, I'm looking for someone more loving to be my owner... Sock (Come here to complain about your puppet) 03:57, 12 Arply 2017 (UTC)