User talk:RAHB

hey RAHB, just officialy welcoming you to illogicoepdia. Be sure to check out all the various locationson the lefthand sidebar. Fnurdle. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 07:39, 15 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Many thanks sir. -RAHB 08:11, 15 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

*salutes camply*

Oh hi! I didn't know you had an illogicopedia akkount. --THE 23:33, 23 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I do. It's in the back of my mind. Right next to the sugarcake fairies. -RAHB 03:09, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Hey RAHB. THis is where I've been hiding. ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 03:58, 24 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Yeh, RAHB. Welcome to the new Illogicopedia, I've been saving you some Spam just for this occasion, so to the hob for some boiled luncheon meat! Ahem. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:16, 29 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Only took me a year to notice these new messages. Happy spaghetti, everyone! -RAHB 02:04, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Rhinoceros Jello is the moldy fleeble, man. —rms talk 02:17, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a positive thing. If I was drunk, like I normally am when I come around here, I probably would have instead said something along the lines of "And a Christmas jingle to you too, Theodore!" Alright, now that I've explained myself, I promise that's the last sane thing I'll ever say on this wiki. -RAHB 02:19, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

How about we get Mr Blobby to come and join the fun? —rms talk 02:21, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

As long as we can all touch the saucer of mystery. The last time, you guys didn't let me touch the saucer of mystery. It was then that the saucer became a saucer of misery... -RAHB 02:24, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

The last time I actually saw a flute it was when the zoo turned into a bucket of fish medicine. It was miserable, as you say. —rms talk 02:29, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

I do say as I say, but if you really want a good deal, I could let you in on the five million toilet paper rolls that I happen to be sitting on. They're refreshing, AND scrupulous! -RAHB 02:35, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

With that much paper I could make a realistic model of my left foot, even the toe jam between the third in fourth toes. It grew and then ate my foot entirely. But it did taste great. —rms talk 02:37, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Your foot? Or the octahedron? You know what I always say. You can't run a successful seafood joint without a chocolate fountain in your brain. It's just common sense. -RAHB 02:39, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

What's even more common than my sense is my sense. Though my sense isn't common, it really is common, as showed by my extreme display of sense, sensitivity, and his neighbor, G Jesus. —rms talk 02:40, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

My display case holds seventy-four turnips. At least it does when it's full. Right now it only holds eleven burning suns. -RAHB 03:40, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

Waffles

Waffles are good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:40, 3 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Not if bort. Got dunswish. -RAHB 07:45, 3 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Poképhilia

I saw how you transformed that skimpy article into a robust, manly article. Good job. marbury (talk) 03:29, 4 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Ah, thank you. Still working on finding my sea legs here, so it's nice to know I'm on the right track : ) -RAHB 04:11, 4 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Nice to see you

Whatever prompted you to drop by, I hope it continues! ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia 18:42, 6 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

It certainly will, especially if the idea of moving to more reliable hosting goes through. I've been writing in a much more surrealistic vein lately, so I figured Illogicopedia would be a good place to foster that. I think I could really enjoy myself here for quite a while : D -RAHB 03:21, 7 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

If you can guess which user I am from Uncyc...

...without the hint, "Reverend zim_ulators favorite instrumental FZ track is currently Jazz From Hell, demons will not steal into your room tonight and slaughter you. Cheers! Reverend Zi 21:10, 7 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Hmmm, must be MadMax. Has to be MadMax. Now if you can guess which user I am without the hint "my username is RAHB", pelicans will deliver the message that "you are actually the Reverend zim ulator" to your house in a half-drunk bottle of scotch, sometime between now and October 3rd. How've you been, old man? : D -RAHB 22:08, 7 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Man....

I made an account here <3 --MasterWangs (talk) 07:56, 10 Arche 2013 (UTC)

Dude, you rock! Incidentally, writing here when you're trashed is totally the best thing in the world. -RAHB 09:02, 12 Arche 2013 (UTC)

You can try

But you should probably set yourself on fire first. The IllogiGods only grant their favor on those with charred flesh. Just look at me. Crispy as a dingo --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 03:14, 10 Ditzimber 2014 (UTC)

System of a Down

Yeah, the fungus has spread...

XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:45, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Neat. Won't be long now...rich maple syrup... -RAHB 04:54, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Wut 05:21, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I dunno. Do we not do the illogical talk page messages anymore? That would be great because I was always terrible at those. Terrible at nose. Terrible at toes. Bearable at clothes. -RAHB 05:24, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

We don't necessarily use the illogcality anymore. We only use it for introducing new users. nrfiucvniru. njudcnhjecnencrencednuecn. Weird. 05:28, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Cool...that's it. Super cool. Magnum cool, if you will. -RAHB 05:36, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

What's that, Illogicality? 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 06:46, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Anybody want me to send an unimaginable plague? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 07:06, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)